holy fucking shit!

[Baliset]

Jehovah's Witness's just came to my door at my parent's house! I haven't seen actual jehovah's witness's in like 3 years! wow. Also one of them looked like Blossom.

 

[minxnim]

brooklyn is like 'where they come from'. i see like, literally, 10 or 12 a day.
they are all psycho.
does anyone remember my 5 page daitribe about them on punkrock.net?

 

[avi]

I haven't seen any come by for a looong ass time, but I'm always polite and respectful.

 

[azal]

I saw some yesterday, and all the broads were hella sexy.....their bodies untainted, devoid of the ravages of years of binge drinking and miles of smelly penis....

 

[minxnim]

all the witnesses i've ever known (and i actually have been unfortunate enough to be entangled with many of them) have drank excessive amounts of alcohol. all witness dads seem to play the guitar and sing horrible folk music.

 

[azal]

and they generally have long beards with pieces of corned beef entangled in them.

 

[minxnim]

um no, i can't say i have noted that.

 

[xfer]

Greg, you have totally met my little (Jehovah's Witness) cousin and big tall (Jehovah's Witness) uncle.