Holy shit!

[JonBonJovi]

Take a look at this!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=12427



What is the world comming to.........oh where oh where is same death anti christian band to kock them of!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Testify!

 

[spawn]

In at number 1, down to 97 next week!

 

[Goreripper]

Hillsong is a cult. The reason it topped to charts is because all the cult members bought copies the day it was released. After that, there was no one left to buy any.

 

[Spiff]

Wait a minute... you don't even have to sell 10,000 copies to get to number one in this country??

 

[spawn]

Nup, a platinum album here is like 50000 copies or something, any fool could do it

 

[Spiff]

Any fool, hey? Hmm... *strokes chin thoughtfully*

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I found out the other day that a guy at my work is an avid Hillsong member... I had to try my hardest not to laugh!

 

[Goreripper]

There's a good article about these nutbags here: http://www.ratbags.com/rsoles/

 

[phlogiston]

I think I'll start a religion. Hell, it worked for Hubbard and these guys.

If everyone here sends me $1000 I'll personally reserve a place for them in the afterlife and promise them happiness for the rest of their lives on earth. If, after sending me your $1000, you're still happy, then IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT AND YOU'RE A SINNER AND NOT WORTHY, so you should send me more money to help you become pure.

Oh, and I support free and open sex with multiple partners, too. For me. If you're a woman. And hot. Everyone else must abstain, as it will only lead to inpurity. This burden I will accept on behalf of your souls.

 

[spawn]

Odin would not be happy with your disobedience phloggy...

 

[Goreripper]

Phloggy, your cult already exists. It's called the Children of God.

 

[phlogiston]

I can work aliens in there too. Does Children of God have aliens in it?

 

[Goreripper]

No. That would be the Raelians.

 

[spawn]

Add some giant stompy robots phloggy!

 

[Goreripper]

And a blind idiot god. And piping! Lots of shrill, discordant piping.

 

[Mark]

Yes! Piping!

 

[KoichCPA]

Hillsong tried to assimilate my sister. I kicked that bitch out of our house, the hillsong member, not my sister.

 

[Goreripper]

HIllsong is evil.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

My older brother works across the road from Hillsong, I did work experience there a couple of years ago. Every friggin' day they had at least 100+ cars parked out front!