Homoerotica?

[Pessimism]

after reading something like that....
::unzips pants::

 

[Taliesin]

Woah, time to rock out with the cock out!

 

[MagSec4]

Woah! hey!..
not in front of the kids, man!
(..and KC might start filming you and the such)

 

[Iqsr]

cock powa!
horn job!

 

[hyena]

@taliesin: the rock out/cock out line must be the silliest thing i've read in months. but it's still hilarious.

 

[King Chaos]

Woah! hey!..
not in front of the kids, man!
(..and KC might start filming you and the such)

Hey hey hey... I'm not a perv or anything... I just like nipples. Plus I have a good memory. Why would I need it on tape?

 

[hyena]

because you're a budding film-maker, obviously.

 

[King Chaos]

Im making a film tomorrow actually. No nudity in it though... just some wierd guys drinking each others sick and eating organs. Can't wait to shoot.

 

[hyena]

Im making a film tomorrow actually. No nudity in it though... just some wierd guys drinking each others sick and eating organs. Can't wait to shoot.

Hey hey hey... I'm not a perv or anything...

no, in fact you sound perfectly okay.

 

[Taliesin]

Hey hey hey... I'm not a perv or anything... I just like nipples.

Ah yeah? "sodomy... is it ever arousing?" Doesnt that sound like something you recently wrote here?

 

[La Rocque]

Save a horse
ride a cowboy -

 

[King Chaos]

Ah yeah? "sodomy... is it ever arousing?" Doesnt that sound like something you recently wrote here?

Only cos someone in this thread said bring back the homoeroticness... and I thought a discussion on sodomy might do that. Anyway, It's a perfectly legit question - Its not like I said 'I find sodomy arousing'... Cos I don't

Now you've all been told. I think I have recitified the problem and any missunderstandings are settled.

Do any of you guys have a name for your 'ding dong'?

 

[Taliesin]

It was once given a name but Id rather not tell

 

[Rusty]

Yeah, "little Klaus" is never a name to brag about.

 

[Villain]

Yeah, "little Klaus" is never a name to brag about.

Damn, I laughed so much that my chest hurts. Or should I say my nipples..?

-Villain

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

That was such a good one. Huh, very uplifting.
Ahh, I immediately started wondering if all the females reading the last few posts have a constant -look on their faces and thoughts of...well, whatever it is that (some/most/all) females think when men make jokes like that.

 

[La Rocque]

@ Rusty as for the name "little Klaus" ,
it's not the size of the ship but the motion in the ocean
btw Elvis Presley called his unit 'little Elvis'

 

[Hiljainen]

i completely forgot about falco and to think i've even been using bee gees' songs to cheer myself up lately

@Villain: your nipples hurt is definitely the better choice

 

[plintus]

Its because Mikael Stanne is actually gay

Man, I'm too drunk to actually realize it...

WHAT???

:hotjump:

 

[mousewings]

Whoa. The deranged thread my friend made after lurking here is still up.

I miss the guy-on-guy action on this forum.

@Taliesin : if you're a hot guy, can I watch or join in with you and your roommate?