Hot Sauce Appreciation ITT

[Chromatose]

Seriously, on the bleu cheese burger? -> HEAVEN IN A BUN

 

[Captain Beard]

YES! I need to make MORE burgers soon, with the bleu cheese dressing this time.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Nummy Nums

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Though not actually a sauce, being comprised of gas.

Stop limiting yourself, man.

 

[Captain Beard]

The Pappy's Moonshine Madness Sauce is on the way. 3 bottles of it. WILL IT UPSTAGE EVERY OTHER SAUCE? Maybe!

 

[Chromatose]

It sounds delicious, that's for sure. I await more reviews.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

You'd appreciate my " hot sauce "

 

[MajestikMoose]

I seriously can't believe how many wimps there are around here.

 

[Captain Beard]

<--- is not one

 

[Malergion]

I seriously can't believe how many wimps there are around here.

Haha, Matt. I know.

 

[Chromatose]

I smeared Dave's Insanity Sauce all over my cheese pizza I consumed for dinner. Good times were had!

 

[Malergion]

Anything made by sanitarium inmates has got to be interesting.

 

[Chromatose]

even better when it's made by the GHOSTS of sanitarium inmates.


HAUNTED SAUCE

 

[Captain Beard]

Where do they make this haunted sauce?

 

[Necromunchkin]

I once enjoyed a sauce called "Colon Ripper." Wasn't actually that bad, even though the name was mostly hyperbole. I mean, it was retardedly spicy, but I've had worse.

Dave's Insanity is excellent. Gunslinger is a decent jalapeno sauce, and I think one habanero sauce that wasn't actually overly sweet tasting was the "Inhuman Hot Sauce" I've only seen around locally.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

lol @ "god i am so tough ... it had 10^85 scoville...."

 

[Captain Beard]

I won't go much past 200k... its all hot and no flavor.

 

[Chromatose]

It's a shame there's so many rubbish hot sauces out there. Upon walking into a Hot Sauce specialty shop, where upon there are walls lined with hundreds of different brands, it becomes clear that the majority focus purely on their "hilarious" name alone, and I doubt there's a lumberjack's handful of 'em that even tastes great.

I was sad that this sauce tasted like butt:

It could have had a punier name to match the label though, eh?

*has no good ideas for it anyway* Maybe something will come to me.

 

[Captain Beard]

A lumberjack's handful is a fair amount, good sir. Although perhaps a good nae for it would be "Baby Poo Sauce." It look likes it.

 

[Chromatose]

That's definitely what it looked like coming out of the bottle. ugh, Runny green with chunks.