How do I convince my boyfriend death metal is not mood music?

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Morganna]

she kneads those balls, amirite?

Nah, He won't let me play with his balls. He says I tickle too much.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Niggeria

 

[Dead Winter]

Speaking of black people, I just bought a really nice hand-stitched cloth portrait from a local merchant from Senegal for 40 euros. Jewed him down from 60. Still, it probably cost 10 to make, .

I plan on putting it over my couch which is falling apart in hopes to divert attention and maybe be some sort of a conversation piece. Pics when I get it up, so to speak.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

so it'll be a while?

 

[Lunar Still]

hey-oooooooooooooooooo

 

[Twelveby5]

From a death-metal-during-sex addict to blowjobs to balls to drapes. this thread owns.

 

[Morganna]

Especially the part about balls! I'm still Lolling over what Laura said about "kneads balls" hahhaha!

I guess it would look something like this:

 

[stefan86]

wtf

 

[Twelveby5]

giggity giggity giggity giggity OW!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahaha

 

[Rebourne]

Headphones?

 

[Twelveby5]

buttplugs

 

[Morganna]

The tower of power!?

 

[Twelveby5]

more like the leaning tower