How do you make 5lbs of fat look good?

[Reign in Acai]

Put a nipple in the middle of it.

My question is, why are titties so damn good to look at and touch?

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[dorian gray]

i dunno

 

[NAD]

Funbags. Bags are pretty nifty, and fun is fun.

You're right Milhouse, fun IS fun.

 

[Hell Mike]

Will have to think this over at work, will vote when I get back

 

[Night Mare]

Simply because most of the time they are hidden.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

boobs are a great pillow.

 

[lizard]

they're the font of life, literally dispensing nutrition and protection from disease and frailties.

 

[dorian gray]

i had sex this morning
edit: couldnt touch the boobies though (thread content)

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

first time since the rugrat?

 

[dorian gray]

haha yeah. lol @ womenz and their lack of post-pregnancy sex drive.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Grats then sir.

 

[dorian gray]

thank ye kind sir

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

not a problem, it's been a long time for you

 

[dorian gray]

your time will come young man

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha, already has. As far as the long delay after a baby.. probably not

 

[JayKeeley]

tits in a victoria's secret bra > naked tits

 

[dorian gray]

As far as the long delay after a baby.. probably not

haha yeah good luck with that

 

[dorian gray]

tits in a victoria's secret bra > naked tits

victoria's secret bra and boyshorts >>> naked body

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

no. unless the way the world is going changes, i don't want kids.

 

[dorian gray]

word.