How do you tell your parents they're...

[Glenn Fricker]

Well, since we're Canadian, put it in terms they'll understand:


"She pulled the goalie!"

 

[AudioPhile777]

Well, since we're Canadian, put it in terms they'll understand:


"She pulled the goalie!"

 

[StefTD]

a friend of mine (she's now 21, has a two month old baby) went to her parents and was like:
"yeah, you won't believe me what happend (with a really dramatic face)-I went over to your car and realized it actually wasn't your car"
and her father was like "what-I thought you were pregnant or something like that"
and than she just said "oh yeah, I am pregnant, I almost forgot-I was so crazy about that car thing".

Her mother almost got a heart attack, her father just laughed and said he likes her way of humor.

My uncle went to my grandma at her birthday "oh, mom, ahm, I had no money to buy you something and was really busy
so I just impregnated my girl and got you a grindchild as a present-happy b-day!"

I think I won't be as funny.

 

[AHChris]

"Everyone who isn't a grandparent, raise your hand. Not so fast, Dad."

BAHAHAHA!! That one is hilarious

 

[Lasse Lammert]

wait until it's one of their birthdays and present it as a present...
like "you know how you always said you wanted rather something personal than something I bought? Well, this year I give you a new addition to your family....you can hug it and love it as long as you live....if that's not a present!"

you can't complain about a present

EDIT: fck, StefTD beat me to it!

 

[SocialNumb]

Congrats duder!

 

[grywolf627]

Congrats! And welcome to the club!

 

[Mago]

you could like...watch "Alien" together, and at the chestbreaker scenes say something like
"oh, that kind of reminds me of something."
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lame^^


but anyway, congrats!

 

[Metaltastic]

"Everyone who isn't a grandparent, raise your hand. Not so fast, Dad."

Thank you South Park

 

[The Unavoidable]

Which episode is that

 

[Jind]

My step-daughter told my wife and I over Christmas several years back by giving my wife a gift that contained a sweater she had made that had the words "World's Best Grandmother" embroided on the front. We were in the middle of opening gifts when all of a sudden my wife screamed and we all thought something was wrong; I looked over and saw my wife clutching this sweater and just looking over at my step-daughter with eyes open wide, tears running down her cheek, and jaw hanging down to her feet - it then turned into a smile and my step-daughter and her husband started laughing out loud. It was a very nice Christmas indeed.

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

Congrats.

say "Dad, you remember that time you and Mom banged and then I came out... well..."

 

[Metaltastic]

Which episode is that

Quintuplets 2000, season 4 (though in that case it was when Randy tells the Quints that they're grandmother is dead, in the form of "everyone who has a grandmother, step forward - not so fast girls" )

 

[The Unavoidable]

Oh yeah. That was sweet.