20-30 minutes, and my parents always bitch. WTF, daily clarifier, shampoo, and condiitioner? That takes a while. And I make sure to actually clean myself, especially my back.
I do grow it, its just really really shitty. I shave on wednesday and thursdays. that way when the weekend comes around I still look fine. and my job allows me to look like a bum. yay
the wife bitches about my long showers, but hey, that and the shitter are the only places a man can truly think and be left alone, unless im getting a blumpkin, of course.