How long do you normally stay in the shower!?!?

[Claws of Perdition]

I shit, shave and poop in the shower.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Is there a stylistic difference between shitting and pooping, or are you just emphasizing the amount of bowel movement involved?

 

[Claws of Perdition]

it just depends if your mum is underneath me at the time or not.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Gotcha, yer still learning the process of self-wiping.

 

[swizzlenuts]

according to Frank it's shit, never poop.

 

[Guthrum]

shit, shower, shave = 1 hour

Before I cut my hair, it was the same as this. But now it's about 15-25 minutes.

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

two 5 minute showers a day, and shave every other day

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I shower for 20-30 minutes usually. I just don't see how people can do it faster and feel (or be) clean.

As for shaving, fuck that shit. I've never had a job that requires I shave regularly so I shave 1-3 times a week. I don't mind massive stubble but I do mind taking time out of my day to shave.

 

[JayKeeley]

I'm sure I could get the whole bathroom deal done in less than an hour, it's just that I like to read on the throne. And I get caught up in what I'm reading. I'll even give myself a mercy flush but carry on sitting and reading anyway.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

15-minute shower, shave...eh, pretty rarely TBH. Every couple weeks.

 

[lurch70]

takes a bit longer for me considering that the shower head is at about chin level

 

[JayKeeley]

i bet you have a clean neck

 

[Krilons Resa]

You could eat off his chest.

 

[Demilich]

takes a bit longer for me considering that the shower head is at about chin level

!! i know your plight dude
my ex always used to laugh at me for it when we showered together

the water always gets in my beard and its fucking annoying

 

[cthulufhtagn]

takes a bit longer for me considering that the shower head is at about chin level

chin level? man it's always shoulder level for me, it's like crotch level for you innit?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

who takes a piss in the shower?
Its a wonderful feeling.

also, blowing of the nose in the shower is ruleage.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Holy crap did I ever freak out and disgust a whole room of Japanese women the other day when I said many Western men piss in the shower.

 

[MFJ]

there was a kid at my school who took a shit in the shower, while he was showering, and just pushed it through the drain with his feet.

 

[Guthrum]

there was a kid at my school who took a shit in the shower, while he was showering, and just pushed it through the drain with his feet.

That guy is my hero.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I shave once a day and trim my chops daily as well. i take a shower usually once a day unless I dont have anywhere to go then I wait an extra day or so. It takes me about 10 minutes or so to shower unless Im jerking off.