How Many Fights Have You Been In?

[Astrum]

I got my ass kicked twice. That's about it.

but theres this one dude that I know that slept with my ex girlfriend not long after we broke up. He's getting punched in the mouth next time I see him, even if he proceeds to kick my ass.

 

[whiskey funeral]

None. I'm a lover not a fighter.

 

[supseudonymous]

1

Back in high school one of my brothers friends was constantly harassing and trying to demean me for a few weeks because he wanted to fight me for fun, just to see who would win, but I refused and told him he was being a retard. I got sick of it and had my brother invite him over one day. His mom tried to drop him off, but as soon as he stepped out of the car I laid him out. Later his Dad called and thanked me.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

^!

 

[unknown]

None. In elementary school I was always the tallest and made enough wisecracks that I was at least everybody's acquaintance. And the in Junior high and High school I pretty much kept to myself and my friends. There have been a couple of close calls

 

[SweptbackFlame]

If this counts hockey fights I've been in 3 of them. in 2 which we're bench clearing brawls

 

[Belligerent]

It's hard to imagine why anyone would pick a fight with a shaved gorilla...

Um thanks?

 

[Belligerent]

I forgot to add that the fight I was in last night the guy's twat of a girlfriend hit me over the head with a beer bottle. It didn't break but now i have a bump on my skull.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I had loads of fights at school with bullies. Lost most won a couple. Until a year or so ago I just got all stressed out and couldn't really do anything in that situation.

 

[genocide roach]

a few. people thought they could bully me in jr high. they were right for a while. but kick one guys ass, and they leave you alone...

i hear prison is like that too
~gR~

 

[skeptik]

Excluding with my brother, I haven't been in a fight since kindergarten that didn't end within a matter of seconds after the other party realized that it was stupid.

 

[Zephyrus]

Dodens as a kindergartener: "A, B, C, D, E, F...uh...A, G, G, O, T."

 

[skeptik]

For the record, this is the last time I've used the word, about a month ago:

Unlike yours, mine was original.

Seriously though, you're fucking stupid as hell and should have your cranium punched in. In no way has this new album broken new ground amongst elitists as far as enjoying the band goes. The only reason why there's any increase in fan base at all is because it's a brand new album. People tend to listen to new albums. This album will not bring in any new fans than the last album would have brought in if that was the one being released now, the point being that it's in no way different from what they've been doing all along and makes the claim that this album is somehow different, which it would have to be if it was going to garner any new favor among 'elitists', fucking specious at best.

SUCK A DICK FAGGOT AND GET BANNED. STOP POSTING SO GOD DAMN MUCH. MODERATION, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?

 

[whiskey funeral]

What thread was that from?

 

[rms]

click the blue thing in the quote

 

[whiskey funeral]

click the blue thing in the quote

Yeah I feel retarded for not knowing what that blue thingy was for.

 

[waif]

Um thanks?

Yeah, I was referring to the impressive circumference of your biceps, which would seem to be an excellent deterrent.

What thread was that from?

Don't start this again.

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

That rampage was fucking hilarious

 

[whiskey funeral]

That rampage was fucking hilarious

It is funny. And it is nothing personal against you, WAIF.

 

[Matt]

I've been in about six. I'm always fucking protecting my friends who don't know when to shut up. Luckily I'm trained in Jujitsu. The worst I've ever gotten was a black eye. I'm pretty sure I've broken some noses/etc though.