How many fucking bands are there?

[Reign in Acai]

I'm searching for new music in the doom genre. I come across these guys

Does every family in America now have a metal band? WTF!!! The kid on the right can't be any older than 13. Surely I can't take a band that is yelping about hate and despair seriously when they look like this. I know metal's not about image. But to a certain degree it should be. I want a band who look as if they are able to swash down a bottle of lager without puking on their britches.

P.S The chick is totally bangable.

 

[NAD]

You're looking for doom metal? Enjoy:

http://www.doom-metal.com

 

[Reign in Acai]

Meh, it's pointless. I just realized that I didn't bring my headphones into work today. Fuck me with 7 silver spoons.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

metal archives owns you

 

[Reign in Acai]

metal archives owns you

Not on Mozilla Firefox it doesn't!

I'll get a better pic for all IE users.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm using firefox. Metal-Archives doesn't own me: Metal-Archives owns YOU.

 

[NAD]

They aren't terribly efficient it seems, the picture shows up fine for me.

Here we are, face to face
A couple of Silver Spoons.
Hopin’ to find, we’re two of a kind
Making a go, making it grow.
All Products
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Videos
Books
Popular Music
Toys & Games
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Computers

Search by keywords:
Search For Items At
Amazon.com

Together, we’re going to find our way.
Together, taking the time each day.
To learn all about those things you just can’t buy.

Two Silver spoons together.
You and I together (We’re going to find our way)
You and I together (We’re going to find our way)
You and I together.

Although as I read this the theme from Cheers is stuck in my head.

Good night work week! I'm the fuck outta here.

EDIT: hahahahaha I copied/pasted all the advertisement shit into the lyrics. IT MADE THEM BETTER.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Not on Mozilla Firefox it doesn't!

I'll get a better pic for all IE users.

Here's some more pics

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I bet their band sucks.

 

[Demonspell]

That ritual stabbing of the plain white T-shirt picture is such a pathetic attempt at looking evil that it rules...Varg and his spiked club have just been defeated. The others are destined to be unearthed to ridicule at every viewing of the family album...

 

[Ayeka]

The kid on the right can't be any older than 13.

The drummer of Death Angel was 10 years old when he joined the band, ne? -_-

 

[unhinged]

The drummer of Death Angel was 10 years old when he joined the band, ne? -_-

I think he was 13-14 when they recorded the ulotraviolence
bit of an exceptional case though