how messed up is this?

[minxnim]

my roommate had left over chinese food this morning, and gave me the fortune cookie and i opened it and it said 'you are evil' i mean, that's not a normal fucking fortune.

 

[Steve]

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IN BED!


sorry, I couldn't resist that.

Probably the joke fortune cookies they sell. some chinese restaurants even sell them for a quarter each or so. Better than "Help me! I am trapped inside a chinese cookie factory!"

 

[Steve]

btw, I want one.
one of my friends wants one too.

 

[minxnim]

my roommate swears it was just from the place around the corner and he didn't ask for a joke one, nor have they ever offered one to me! wtf.

 

[xfer]

that's hilarious. i've never seen a fortune even remotely similiar to that, EVILPREPZ.

 

[Space Ghost]

Are you sure is was supposed to be a joke?

 

[minxnim]

NO i'm not. i think it maybe was just a totally messed up fortune cookie non-joke incident.