How METAL are you?

[Manicompression]

my fist band opened for cannibal corpse at a venue located next to a trailor park, I was 15 at the time. we went over pretty well.

 

[Meisterjäger]

My license plate says 666 (and sadly I am not even joking!) ...

I noticed whilst at Wacken that so many German number plates have 666 on them, what's the deal!?

 

[Toni S.]

I noticed whilst at Wacken that so many German number plates have 666 on them, what's the deal!?

German cars are from.... HELL!!!

 

[paladin shredder]

i'm so metal, when i fart it sounds like an Em power chord

 

[LSD-Studio]

Em power chord

what's the difference between that and an Emaj POWERCHORD?

 

[Toni S.]

what's the difference between that and an Emaj POWERCHORD?

touché

 

[Felix Neumann]

My telephone number in germany is 6660 Hell yeah..that´s metal

 

[Metaltastic]

For the 16 years (from birth until the end of Soph. year of high school) that I lived in Manhattan, my phone # was (212) 666-1248 Metal for the first part AND a sweet memorable math pattern for the second!

 

[Lodge]

I eat chains and shit nails. Everyday.

 

[paladin shredder]

what's the difference between that and an Emaj POWERCHORD?

the Em powerchord is far superior to the Emaj powerchord in so many ways:

1. When an Em powerchord is played, the third harmony is off getting beers for the root and the 5th.

3. I'm good at counting as well.

 

[Glenn Fricker]

I have an abnormally high iron content in my blood. And I've got the medical documentation to prove it.

 

[LSD-Studio]

the Em powerchord is far superior to the Emaj powerchord in so many ways:

1. When an Em powerchord is played, the third harmony is off getting beers for the root and the 5th.

3. I'm good at counting as well.

 

[-Gavin-]

I'm so metal, i woke up with Morning Steel today.

 

[Meisterjäger]

I am so fucking metal. So is my Wife.

...

SHUT UP!

 

[Skinny Viking]

I'm so metal I have a full body portrait of Joey DeMaio tattooed on my chest doing the "Hail & Kill" pose... furry boots, loincloth and all

actually, thats not true ... I'm not even cool

 

[-J-]

James Hetfield keeps texting me for new riffs.

 

[Toni S.]

I have an abnormally high iron content in my blood. And I've got the medical documentation to prove it.

Damn, that's so unfair, you ARE a lot more metal than most of us

 

[J the TyranT]

I headbang while im fucking

i think you just won. seriously though, chicks that WILL bang out to metal songs are badass. Know the trick? Get them conditioned with stuff like Rammstein... and get progressively more METAL

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I have an abnormally high iron content in my blood. And I've got the medical documentation to prove it.

That's funny you say that cause I have just the opposite problem. Fail.

 

[jesterroot4]

That's funny you say that cause I have just the opposite problem. Fail.

+ 1 lol