How METAL are you?

[Metaltastic]

I'm so metal, i woke up with Morning Steel today.

Hahahahahhahahahahaha, haven't heard one that good in awhile

 

[Kadmium]

I'm so metal, i woke up with Morning Steel today.

That's fantastic. Awesome call

 

[CatharsisStudios]

i am so metal. i wear spiked leather suits while beating down juggalos, and i write brootal or br00tal in my research papers and my heart beats in gallops.

 

[beyond dead]

my dick can play blast beats, do pinch harmonics and head bang helicopter style. in its free time, it reads black sabbath documentaries.

oh yeah it does an awesome danny filth!

 

[-Gavin-]

my dick can....head bang helicopter style.

www.************

You're famous!

NSFW!

 

[Metaltastic]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, nice Gavin

 

[Metal Overload]

Know the trick? Get them conditioned with stuff like Rammstein... and get progressively more METAL

That´s a good one

 

[beyond dead]

i think you just won. seriously though, chicks that WILL bang out to metal songs are badass. Know the trick? Get them conditioned with stuff like Rammstein... and get progressively more METAL

the only downside is they can get progressively fatter, grosser, and dirtier lol

 

[jangoux]

I am so metal, that when i sent my sperm for a sperm count test , the result was 666 !

I am so metal that today my 1 year old daughter pickepd up the phone and dialed 6666 ! (that's true heeeh)

 

[Toni S.]

the only downside is they can get progressively fatter, grosser, and dirtier lol

hahhaha, there's a downside to everything

 

[paladin shredder]

I got bored in math class:

1. I'm so metal, I used my broken guitar stings for floss.
2. I'm so metal, I gave Dio vocal lessons.
3. I'm so metal, my car doesn't have a gas pedal, it runs on double bass kicks.
4. I'm so metal, I arm wrestled George Fisher and made him cry.
5. I'm so metal, the stairs in my house actually go down to hell.
6. I'm so metal, the doctor checked my heartbeat and started hearing reigning blood.
7. I'm so metal, I made my own sexual position called "ride the lightning."
8. I'm so metal, my guitar riffs actually make tiny black holes, thus making the Large Hadron Collider obsolete.
9. I'm so metal, my refrigerator has 3 dispensers: water, ice, goat blood.
10. I'm so metal, I snort anthrax to get high.
11. I'm so metal, I turned Rob Halford straight.

 

[_Brutalism_]

LOFL! Nice ones Paladin! lol:

 

[Rez]

11. I'm so metal, I turned Rob Halford straight.

 

[-Gavin-]

I'm so metal i cut myself and listen to linkin park.

 

[hkollner]

Im so metal i fuck listening to behemoth!!!!!

 

[kaomao]

I'm so metal that today my SM7b arrived from USA and I had to pay fucking 100$ more, because I live in a mobster country where you have to pay extra taxes
.... I still saved a tons anyway

 

[JeroenV]

Im so Metal, i dont need to play guitar, the guitar plays for ME!

 

[_Brutalism_]

I'm so metal, aluminium drumsticks were invented after I had a bad day taking a dump.

 

[Metaltastic]

...I don't get it - your shit is shaped like drumsticks? You must have the tightest asshole on earth

 

[_Brutalism_]

Wow, I thought drumstick shaped stools are common .

Off to the doctor...


EDIT: OK that confirms it, doctor told me I'm too metal to have a normal digestive system. Apparently, consuming metallic objects like nails and bolts will only increase the length of my hair. Now there's a weird correlation I didn't know about.