How METAL are you?

[roy22341]

I'm so metal I have a density of 0.285 pounds per cubic inch.

On a similar note, I'm so metal I have a Poisson's ratio of 0.282

 

[whitedamp]

I can´t dial a clean tone on my amp.

 

[plague_rider]

I'm so metal that today my SM7b arrived from USA and I had to pay fucking 100$ more, because I live in a mobster country where you have to pay extra taxes
.... I still saved a tons anyway

SNAP!! fucking VAT...

Im so metal i fuck listening to behemoth!!!!!

+1

tried the berzerker??? thats a heart-attack waiting to happen again...


Anyone tried the Claw-game??

basically holding the metal claw until your chick realises what your doing... my ex-housemate held the record in our student house with about 2:45...

 

[aberration]

I'm som eta lit ype int rip let s.

 

[Decimator]

I am so mental that I listened the new Nickelback album from start to fi... oh wait, what!

 

[skuller]

i'm so death metal i live on a dead end.

 

[plague_rider]

I'm som eta lit ype int rip let s.

Brilliant

 

[vespiz]

I'm so metal, that... er.. wait..

 

[Airborne]

I'm so metal, I read/post in the forum during my day job.

 

[JamieK]

I'm so metal, my hair broke the scissors when i tried to cut it.

 

[plague_rider]

i'm so metal that i adopt the power stance when i'm making my sandwiches

 

[GarethSE]

im so metal that i make even my pink msn font look br00talz

 

[Put]

I'm so metal I have a density of 0.285 pounds per cubic inch.

wich makes me think of how metal I am.. I only play METAL games....and seen the picture above, I think it's appropriate to say..




METAL

GEAR

SOLID

:Smokin:

 

[GarethSE]

this dude is infinitely more metal than pretty much anyone on this forum and he's not even real

 

[DanLights]

I'm so Metal, all my friends now catalog Paramore as death metal just because I said so

this thread delivers the lulz big time

 

[Notuern]

Im so metal that i eat razors for breakfast.
Im so metal that my shit smells like dead reindeer, looks like dead reindeer and taste like dead reindeer.
Im so metal that i piss barbed wire!
Im so metal that girls boobs grow bigger when near me!
Im so metal that i have boobs.

 

[doclegion]

I'm so metal, i woke up with Morning Steel today.

hahahhahaahah

 

[doclegion]

Im so metal i rust

 

[crazykarl]

3. I'm so metal, my car doesn't have a gas pedal, it runs on double bass kicks.

I can't believe someone else thought of this! A long time ago a friend of mine who is into engineering was going to build a platform that would move via double bass power. Someone should do it, it would solve a lot of the world's problems.

 

[plague_rider]

this dude is infinitely more metal than pretty much anyone on this forum and he's not even real

anyone who beats the shit out shit with a crowbar wins that one...

Im so metal that i eat razors for breakfast.
Im so metal that my shit smells like dead reindeer, looks like dead reindeer and taste like dead reindeer.
Im so metal that i piss barbed wire!
Im so metal that girls boobs grow bigger when near me!
Im so metal that i have boobs.

and at the second last