How much money do u make?

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I wish I had the guts to become a professional drug baron.

I´d own Peru, you would all be on the white stuff (and my bitches), every supermodel on the coke and water diet would do anything for the candymans supply.

Arg Hamster would start talking about himself in third person, he would also put a hit on the Ozzy kids and Gene Simmons just because he can. He´d kidnap Usamas beloved goat Hfaiza and make demands that he hands over the Afghan poppy-fields to Arg Hamster.

Then he´d take his place as the beloved empror of China where his face will replace Maos in public places and the hard-working, peace-loving (and heavily addicted) people of China would praise him.

And then Arg Hamster would be the coolest and richest person writing in this thread.
 
Arg_Hamster said:
I wish I had the guts to become a professional drug baron.

I´d own Peru, you would all be on the white stuff (and my bitches), every supermodel on the coke and water diet would do anything for the candymans supply.

Arg Hamster would start talking about himself in third person, he would also put a hit on the Ozzy kids and Gene Simmons just because he can. He´d kidnap Usamas beloved goat Hfaiza and make demands that he hands over the Afghan poppy-fields to Arg Hamster.

Then he´d take his place as the beloved empror of China where his face will replace Maos in public places and the hard-working, peace-loving (and heavily addicted) people of China would praise him.

And then Arg Hamster would be the coolest and richest person writing in this thread.

As long as I could be a drug runner or hitman for ya, sounds good!
 
Arg_Hamster said:
Hmmmm... Okay! Do you have a place where we can hang out when we plan this thing? Like your parents kitchen or a friends place? :loco:

Sure, my mom is a great cook (homemade chicken noodle soup RULES) and my dad ALYWAYS has beer.
 
Arg_Hamster said:
We need a good smart-ass, wanna join our drug-clan? Metal_thrashing_kansans mom let us use the kitchen to hang in, maybe you could like... get us some chicks?

Is this gang going to kidnap, torture and humiliate Lord Galvatron? That would make it very attractive.
 
Threads coming soon:

"HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK"
"HOW TOUGH IS YOUR DAD"
"HOW FAST IS YOUR CAR"
"HOW MUCH DO YOU BENCH PRESS"
"HOW MUCH OF A CUNT ARE YOU"

My answers are:
bigger than yours, tougher than yours, faster than yours, more than you, much more than you, in that order.
 
Carcassian said:
Threads coming soon:

"HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK"
"HOW TOUGH IS YOUR DAD"
"HOW FAST IS YOUR CAR"
"HOW MUCH DO YOU BENCH PRESS"
"HOW MUCH OF A CUNT ARE YOU"

My answers are:
bigger than yours, tougher than yours, faster than yours, more than you, much more than you, in that order.

Good. Now hopefully thoes threads wont have to exist.
 
LORD_GALVATRON said:
My last check I deposited:


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Is this your disability check for being a fucking retard.
 
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