Arg_Hamster said:I wish I had the guts to become a professional drug baron.
I´d own Peru, you would all be on the white stuff (and my bitches), every supermodel on the coke and water diet would do anything for the candymans supply.
Arg Hamster would start talking about himself in third person, he would also put a hit on the Ozzy kids and Gene Simmons just because he can. He´d kidnap Usamas beloved goat Hfaiza and make demands that he hands over the Afghan poppy-fields to Arg Hamster.
Then he´d take his place as the beloved empror of China where his face will replace Maos in public places and the hard-working, peace-loving (and heavily addicted) people of China would praise him.
And then Arg Hamster would be the coolest and richest person writing in this thread.
Why worry about next year now? Surely that's enough to last until august 10 when I get anotherschenkadere said:Now what are you going to do for next year?
metal_thrashing_kansan said:As long as I could be a drug runner or hitman for ya, sounds good!
Arg_Hamster said:Hmmmm... Okay! Do you have a place where we can hang out when we plan this thing? Like your parents kitchen or a friends place?
Clownshoes said:I am very strong and quite sexy.
Arg_Hamster said:We need a good smart-ass, wanna join our drug-clan? Metal_thrashing_kansans mom let us use the kitchen to hang in, maybe you could like... get us some chicks?
I have a Suzuki Sidekick! We could pimp it out gangster style.metal_thrashing_kansan said:Cars, we need gangsta cars too.
LORD_GALVATRON said:Why worry about next year now? Surely that's enough to last until august 10 when I get another
Arg_Hamster said:We need a good smart-ass, wanna join our drug-clan? Metal_thrashing_kansans mom let us use the kitchen to hang in, maybe you could like... get us some chicks?
Carcassian said:Threads coming soon:
"HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK"
"HOW TOUGH IS YOUR DAD"
"HOW FAST IS YOUR CAR"
"HOW MUCH DO YOU BENCH PRESS"
"HOW MUCH OF A CUNT ARE YOU"
My answers are:
bigger than yours, tougher than yours, faster than yours, more than you, much more than you, in that order.
Is this your disability check for being a fucking retard.LORD_GALVATRON said:My last check I deposited:
Salvatore said:Is this your disability check for being a fucking retard.