How often do you play with your genitals every day?

[Dick Sirloin]

poll


I'd say I average an hour or so a day, mostly at the computer, reading or watching TV. Or in class sometimes.

 

[JayKeeley]

Kelly and Bud Bundy wanting to go see a heavy metal show...

Kelly & Bud: Dad, pleeeease? Please can we go see Blood & Vomit?
Al Bundy: Aww kids, you can see that when mom cooks tonight.

The only thing better than Married with Children is when The Simpsons spoofed it. *flush*

 

[NAD]

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll let's have seeeeeeeeex!!!
No Peg.
*flush*

I don't scratch a whole lot, and it takes me about 5 minutes to take care of business, so I'll say about 8 hours total.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

about 5 minutes first thing in the morning, usually right before my shower. Prevents wasted kleenex.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I don't really "play" with my genitalia per se. I beat it into submission and/or throttle it until it plays dead.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I have to pry my "Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters" off my nutsack on a regular basis.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

That would be so damn awesome if one of those girls replied to this in a non-sarcastic way.

 

[Krilons Resa]

They each have their own personality albeit all very fiesty.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I was thinking snow2fall or that other one, but Palmela Handerson can join any party I throw.

 

[NAD]

Ya good thing you made it a public poll.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

More like a pubic poll!

 

[NAD]

Fucing Lord Yuo're Hermmared.

 

[Ellestin]

So why is Radiohead so gay but "OK Computer" so good? It's a phenomenon I still haven't got over with...

 

[Birkenau]

Kid A is pretty good too.

 

[General Zod]

I'm unable to masterbate. I have a fear of large objects.

Zod

 

[Birkenau]

What about your ego?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

What about your ego?

I'm requesting you banned from here. And yes, it's for no other reason than I can't stand you and I wish I had the opportunity to kick your fucking teeth down your throat.

 

[General Zod]

What about your ego?

I don't have sex with my ego either.

Zod

 

[dorian gray]

haha, dicks haircut is reminiscent of lloyd christmas's. thats a compliment btw

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Holy crap, it does!