How old were you

[Demilich]

good thread

i was 17, and it was about god damn time

 

[Frank the tank]

man it always feels like about goddam time. and fucking the school slut, been there too.

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

I never posted in this because it hadn't happened yet, but yeah, the magic number is 17.

 

[Scarifier]

should all the virgins in this thread have a meeting so they could shake hands and stuff?...

So wheres this meeting? maybe this will be the time, since i'm meeting a hooker and all

All you people who say u regret it, i think it's probably worse to not of done it (unless of course u were like under15 when u did it... that could be regretful)

I mean as you get older, u get more awkard about it since... your an old man who hasn't done what some 14yr olds are doing. Not to mention the ages of women you "pick up" would increase as you yourself get older, meaning they too are more experienced, making you more of a fuckwit when ur sticking your dick in for the first time and u got it in her bellybutton instead of where it's supposed to be, since ur still an unexperienced virgin, only knowing about sex from the sounds of your parents going at it as you try to sleep at night, there on the family couch where your 38 yrs of life has revolved around and forever will, FUCK!

exaggerated but yes, i think thats how it is/will be

 

[Neith]

You have such a way with words, Leiland

I don't think there's much to regret, though I agree with Stormy about wishing it was with someone different. How thought I was in love though, so meh.

 

[metal_wrath]

14, and im a she

Sorry, but you gave oral sex when you was twelve uke:

What a lucky guy your boyfriend is

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

I don't think there's much to regret, though I agree with Stormy about wishing it was with someone different. How thought I was in love though, so meh.

I only wish it was someone different because I wish the girl was hotter.

 

[Pessimism]

^!

 

[entanglement]

Seraphim Belial: why dont you participate in the games section anymore?

 

[Pessimism]

Seraphim Belial: why dont you participate in the games section anymore?

Oh I will, I've just been taking a break because I just got off finals and I'm just sitting around relaxing all day.

I'll be back though, I promise

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Sorry, but you gave oral sex when you was twelve uke:

What a lucky guy your boyfriend is

i was two weeks away from 13, and we had been together for over a year

 

[Goblins Ahoy]

16.

 

[s_a_o]

This thread has some of the funniest shit ever. I was reading it from the beginning and I couldn't stop. Great stuff. We should all write a book.

Anyways... I lost it at 16, and the sex was so horrible. Basically a waste of time. I would have gotten more joy out of smoking a cigarette and watching TV (and, the funny thing is, I don't even like cigarettes that much). Needless to say, he didn't improve.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I would rock your world!

 

[s_a_o]

I would rock your world!

Confident, are we?

 

[Black Core]

I would rock your world!

*takes shotgun* stay away she's mine

 

[Taliesin]

Heh Sao, you're a public danger now You drive the nerds crazy

 

[Alongside Death]

s_a_o: You would like me, believe me

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

uke:

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Heh Sao, you're a public danger now You drive the nerds crazy

Yes, she makes my glasses pop, and my grease boil, and my sweaty black hair fall off.

However I dont wear glasses, im clean 24/7, and i have long blonde hair.......