SEX questions thread...

[Wolff]

1. How many sexual partners have you had?
2. How old were you were you lost you virginity?
3. Have you ever paid for sex?
4. Would you ever pay for sex?
5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)?
6. Do you watch pornography?
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time?
8. Favourite position?
9. Strangest place you’ve had sex?
10. Ever been caught having sex?
11. Person you’d most like to have sex with?
12. Person you’d least like to have sex with?
13. Turn ons?
14. Turn offs?
15. Do you masturbate?

 

[Duvall]

I think you should answer these questions.. but since I'm pretty unabashed.. here goes nothing.


1. How many sexual partners have you had?
- Six.

2. How old were you were you lost you virginity?
- Seventeen (sometime in June, 1997)

3. Have you ever paid for sex?
- Not to my recollection..

4. Would you ever pay for sex?
- I hope it never comes to that...

5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)?
- younger - I was 18, she was about a month away from 16

- older - I was 18, she was 23 (and had a 3 1/2 year old daughter.. and is now a stripper) - this is a skeleton in my proverbial closet.

6. Do you watch pornography?
- My imagination usually does the trick.. but I've been known to

7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time?
- Lacking two penises.. I don't see how I could.

8. Favourite position?
- Dunno the name.. legs are in the air.. it's all sweaty.. you know!

9. Strangest place you’ve had sex?
- in two different cars behind two different elementary schools in two different cities with two different people.. it seems to be a trend. I'd say the STRANGEST was in the trunk section of a station wagon (the back seats folded down)...

10. Ever been caught having sex?
- If so, I didn't hear anyone giggling..

11. Person you’d most like to have sex with?
- She'll be coming to visit soon..

12. Person you’d least like to have sex with?
- Someone who I find distasteful to all my senses..

13. Turn ons?
- Confidence, piercings, the occasional pair of handcuffs

14. Turn offs?
- Attitude, bigotry, etc

15. Do you masturbate?
- I'd be worried about anyone who didn't! So..yes.

OKAY. I better not be the only one who does this.. so get cracking. I know you're all a bunch of deviants and perverts..

 

[terrymx]

1. How many sexual partners have you had?
-
2. How old were you were you lost you virginity?
-
3. Have you ever paid for sex?
-
4. Would you ever pay for sex?
fuck you
5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)?
-
6. Do you watch pornography?
yes
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time?
no
8. Favourite position?
don't know what it's called. there's this book that have all these indian hinduism sex position, really wacky.
9. Strangest place you’ve had sex?
in your mom room
10. Ever been caught having sex?
yes but they like the scene. do you ever come to a situation when you're looking at porn in the computer, and you got tire and when to sleep. when you wake up you see your mom masturbating
11. Person you’d most like to have sex with?
you can;t really answer this one because famous people is the only one everyone know adn the famous people have pussy that have more virus than the shit i wipe from my ass
12. Person you’d least like to have sex with?
you
13. Turn ons?
i get a hard one when i woke up from my dream
14. Turn offs?
-girls who talk 500mph nonstop, those are probably the one that can give head mighty fine
-beastiality:girls from latin american are catholic, so they cannot have sex with their partner before marriage. you know what they do? sheep
-ultra big oversize breasts. there's this european project where they make this girl tits about 3 times bigger than her body, ahhhhhhhhh
15. Do you masturbate?
yes. some people jerk too much so much and their cock curve upward. so when they jerk off, they do it 90 degrees upward. what if your cock curve in an S, that would be difficult

it's hard for men to turn down sex. it's easy for women cuz everyone of you been offer sex since you was a teen.
-uhh uhhh. miss, can i help you with that? (how bout some dick?)
-can i help you with that? (can i help you with some dick? do you need some dick?)


here's a little story: "About a year and a half ago I went with a couple of buddies to a hardware store to get some paint for my living room. Since we were buying paint we started talking about various facets of house painting, home renovation, etc. I brought up the fact that I wanted to paint my bedroom camouflage when I was little, but my parents wouldn't let me. The clerk looked at us with a straight face and said, "How would you go about mixing camouflage paint anyway?""

 

[Wolff]

1. How many sexual partners have you had? Fuckin plenty
2. How old were you were you lost you virginity? 17ish
3. Have you ever paid for sex? anytime you take a lady on a date, you pay for sex- you pay the gas, the dinner bill, the movie
4. Would you ever pay for sex? I'll continue practising 'Buy her a drink and she's anyones' strategy
5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner? +-3
6. Do you watch pornography? Fuck yeah!
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time? I wish.
8. Favourite position? Anal; her on top.
9. Strangest place you’ve had sex? In some benches outside a restaurant
10. Ever been caught having sex? Been caught masturbating. Does that count?
11. Person you’d most like to have sex with? Cameron Diaz
12. Person you’d least like to have sex with? fuck knows
13. Turn ons? Legs, breasts, eyes, smile, cumshot face
14. Turn offs? fat chicks.
15. Do you masturbate? asking a man if he masturbates is like asking a horse if he likes grass

 

[Jim LotFP]

Originally posted by Wolff
1. How many sexual partners have you had? 17
2. How old were you were you lost you virginity? 19
3. Have you ever paid for sex? Not with money
4. Would you ever pay for sex? Hell yeah
5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)? Older=10yrs, younger=8yrs
6. Do you watch pornography? Yes
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time? No
8. Favourite position? Me in her
9. Strangest place you’ve had sex? DeVry college park bench
10. Ever been caught having sex? No
11. Person you’d most like to have sex with? Like you'd know her?
12. Person you’d least like to have sex with? Nancy Reagan
13. Turn ons? Women.
14. Turn offs? Goats.
15. Do you masturbate? 6-8 times a day...

 

[Eikrelminoa]

i feel like a pervert for answering this, and i feel like an even bigger pervert since i'm a girl but oh well! it's a good topic
1. How many sexual partners have you had?
i'm actually still a virgin
2. How old were you were you lost you virginity?
refer to above
3. Have you ever paid for sex?
no
4. Would you ever pay for sex?
no but i want to accept people's money and provide them with hookers someday (i have a big plan)
5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)?
we didn't have sex, but he was 4 years older than me and the other was 1 year younger than me
6. Do you watch pornography?
whenever it's possible
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time?
no . . .
8. Favourite position?
i have no prior experience to base this off of, but by my knowledge of the kama sutra i'm going to have to say the wheelbarrow
9. Strangest place you’ve had sex?
nowheres
10. Ever been caught having sex?
been caught masturbating
11. Person you’d most like to have sex with?
david hirschheimer of obsidian
12. Person you’d least like to have sex with?
that fat mailman guy from seinfeld
13. Turn ons?
sense of humour, foreplay (obviously)
14. Turn offs?
insults or pressure (i'll have sex when i'm ready dammit!)
15. Do you masturbate?
yes'm

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Welcome to the board Eikrel, thank you for not making a thread announcing your join..(Looking for a word like "Joiningship" or "Joinage", but since they're not words i'll leave it at this )

 

[MetalManCPA]

1. How many sexual partners have you had? a couple
2. How old were you were you lost you virginity? 19
3. Have you ever paid for sex? no
4. Would you ever pay for sex? no
5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)? 1yr 2mos younger
6. Do you watch pornography? duh
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time? no
8. Favourite position? take your pick
9. Strangest place you’ve had sex? while I was driving through the city (it was tough - driving witrh someone in front of you)
10. Ever been caught having sex? yes
11. Person you’d most like to have sex with? my wife
12. Person you’d least like to have sex with? anybody else
13. Turn ons? women
14. Turn offs? men
15. Do you masturbate? who doesn't?

 

[Jayde]

1. technically none
2. erm........
3. no
4. no
5. 3 years older than me
6. no
7. no
8. dunno
9. on a narrow couch
10. no
11. theres this guy........
12. there's this guy........
13. pain
14. whining
15. doesn't everyone?

 

[Sadistik]

1. How many sexual partners have you had? 4,000 (4,009 if you count that petting zoo awhile back)
2. How old were you were you lost you virginity? 3 and 1/2
3. Have you ever paid for sex? only in rubles
4. Would you ever pay for sex? sure, if they put me in prison for paying 5 rubles, I guess I'd be paying quite dearly for sex....
5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)? 93 years
6. Do you watch pornography? as opposed to....
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time? well, there was that petting zoo awhile back...
8. Favourite position? upside down-zero gravity-backtwist-pantyraider...a hard one too
9. Strangest place you’ve had sex? There was this petting zoo awhile back...
10. Ever been caught having sex? I got caught giving it but not having it
11. Person you’d most like to have sex with? you
12. Person you’d least like to have sex with? George W. Bush
13. Turn ons? duct tape, needles, handcuffs and portable generators (and don't forget the tinfoil and toothpicks)
14. Turn offs? sex in a bed (what kind of sickos do that?
15. Do you masturbate? Horses, but never cows or chickens.

Seriously, whats with this thread?

 

[Sullen Jester]

1. How many sexual partners have you had?

1

2. How old were you were you lost you virginity?

14 (a few months ago)

3. Have you ever paid for sex?

No.

4. Would you ever pay for sex?

I cannot determine what I will be like when I am older, but in the current state of mind (and current alter-ego) I cannot say that I will.

5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)?

I'm older, 3 months, 2 weeks and 2 days.

6. Do you watch pornography?

Yes.

7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time?

I too, lack two penises.

8. Favourite position?

Anything cuddly.

9. Strangest place you’ve had sex?

On a bed.

10. Ever been caught having sex?

Well, her best friends were in the adjoining hallway doing it.

11. Person you’d most like to have sex with?

A girl I know as Shelley.

12. Person you’d least like to have sex with?

The person I've already done it with.

13. Turn ons?

Intellectuals, goths, niceness..

14. Turn offs?

People similar to me.

15. Do you masturbate?

How could I not?

 

[Kushantaiidan]

1. How many sexual partners have you had?

1

2. How old were you were you lost you virginity?

16

3. Have you ever paid for sex?

no

4. Would you ever pay for sex?

yes

5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)?

2 months

6. Do you watch pornography?

no

7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time?

i wish.

8. Favourite position?

anal missionary

9. Strangest place you’ve had sex?

My brothers unfinished house. Chucked condoms down sink with no pluming.

10. Ever been caught having sex?

Yes. my parents. they were more embaressed/

11. Person you’d most like to have sex with?

Lola Bunny

12. Person you’d least like to have sex with?

My grandmother

13. Turn ons?

Tails and scales. Hentai. Asians. Asses

14. Turn offs?

Big breasts, long legs, square porn faces, come shots, penises.

15. Do you masturbate?

to much for being in a 3 year relationship.


this is dangerous information.

 

[Towelie]

1. How many sexual partners have you had? Seven
2. How old were you were you lost you virginity? 16
3. Have you ever paid for sex? No
4. Would you ever pay for sex? No... unless I could make Britney Spears my sex slave for 10 million dollars.
5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)? older... she was 22 and I was 19... younger... I was 18 and she just turned 16.
6. Do you watch pornography? I have, but it doesn't really do much for me. I prefer fantasys in my head.
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time? 'Tis only in myths and pornos when this happens.
8. Favourite position? Her on top.
9. Strangest place you’ve had sex? Movie Theatre... no shit.
10. Ever been caught having sex? Nope
11. Person you’d most like to have sex with? Samantha...
12. Person you’d least like to have sex with? There are too many to name!
13. Turn ons? Nice body... long straight hair (not too long though)... tan skin... great kisses... and great T&A (common... I'd be lying if I didn't say it!)... my number one thing is a beautiful face though!
14. Turn offs? Hairy girls... bad smells... lack of intelligence... ignorance... any girl who thinks NSYNC are their heros.
15. Do you masturbate? This is a ridiculous question... of course... I'm masturbating right now... ok so I'm not... but no one's here... I could if I really wanted to. I don't though, so no worries.

 

[splump]

1. One.
2. 17, last sunday.. *yippie!*
3. HELL NO!
4. HELL NO!
5. I year, i was the older one..
6. Nah, im not that into that stuff..
7. No, but i will this summer! It is already decided..
8. I guess from behind, or her on the top.. I guess...
9. In bed, the ONLY place..
10. Nah..
11. Someone whos into Opeth as well, and we could go with all the different rhythms..
12. Oprah Winfrey.
13. Someone whos beautiful, smart, and likes Opeth!
14. Smelly, hairy, and stupid girls..
15. Regularily.. Dont know if i got the spelling right, but i meant all the time.. ;9

 

[Wolff]

Originally posted by splump

7. No, but i will this summer! It is already decided..

Goddamn Swedes.
Congrats m8.

 

[Opet]

This is dangerous information. -Kushantaiidan

You'd think...but, I guess if no ones...looking ::looks over shoulder::...

How many partners? 3
How old when lost virginity? 21 Got really drunk on my b-day. j/k!
Paid for sex? It's not that important...right now.
Would you pay? When it's THAT important to me...it's possible.
Biggest age difference? +8
Do you watch porn? It sort of makes me feel sick to my stomach.
Ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time? Yeah, when I was working with Penthouse, they had me do this shot once where...:::>>> No. The answer is no.
Favorite position? Just one?
Strangest place you’ve had sex? Is on a boat strange?
Ever been caught having sex? Yeah! TWICE! wtf already...
Person you’d like to have sex with? I'd need to see some ID first.
Person you’d least like to bone? EWE! I got it! Michael Jackson!! EWWWEEE!!!! How nasty. ::barf:: I wonder if he even has one anymore.
Turn ons? Confidence with a hint of mystery...intelligence...long hair
Turn offs? PORN, overly muscular guys, blabbermouths.
Do you masturbate?

That was..........silly. NEXT!

 

[Lina]

Oh, hell.


1. How many sexual partners have you had?
1 -- but remember, it's not how many, it's how much.

2. How old were you were you lost you virginity?
19

3. Have you ever paid for sex?
I like Wolff's answer.

4. Would you ever pay for sex?
nah.

5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a
sexual partner(older and younger)?
I'm a whopping five months younger.

6. Do you watch pornography?
heh heh, do I!

7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time?
I'm working this out with the two Martins as we speak.

8. Favourite position?
a little bit of everything.

9. Strangest place you’ve had sex?
in the bed of a woman I was house-sitting for. shame on me.

10. Ever been caught having sex?
not actually caught, but i know i've been heard.

11. Person you’d most like to have sex with?
hmmm...see #7. But I'm pretty freakin happy with who I've got.

12. Person you’d least like to have sex with?
I second Newman and Michael Jackson.

13. Turn ons?
in a practical sense -- smart guys who look like bad boys
in an impractical sense -- bad boys


14. Turn offs?
big gross oily muscles, catepillar mustaches, too much man jewelry, mullets, tons of cologne, guys concerned with their tans, guidos

15. Do you masturbate?
see #6.



TADA!

 

[Russell]

Originally posted by Lina
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time?
I'm working this out with the two Martins as we speak.

 

[TyrantOfFlames]

1. How many sexual partners have you had? 0
2. How old were you were you lost you virginity? I remember the day...I was both alive and dead. My hands were fading...in and out, just like that organ which traditionally dangles from the pelvic area. Fading. She was...was there a she? Maybe I was alone....I had just arisen from nowhere. Oh that's right. I haven't; I was wrong.
3. Have you ever paid for sex? of course not
4. Would you ever pay for sex? when I have sex, I won't need to pay for it. If I had to pay for it, I don't think I would enjoy it, because the partener would probably be a big turn-off to me.
5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)? Either 0 or infinity, whichever you prefer. Both are enigmatic in the mathematics world.
6. Do you watch pornography? No, I find it rather boring just watching the same thing over and over. The female body is far more enticing with clothes on. It's the factor of mystery.
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time? Sometimes I will switch hands.
8. Favourite position? Don't care. If I had to pick, probably missionary, with the chick on top.
9. Strangest place you’ve had sex? Nothing witty to say here.
10. Ever been caught having sex? I've been caught thinking about it.
11. Person you’d most like to have sex with? A girl who doesn't exist.
12. Person you’d least like to have sex with? Most girls who do exist.
13. Turn ons? Music lovers, Opeth lovers, deep conversations, creativity and looks help too.
14. Turn offs? naked males, S&M, beastiality, cliches, shallow people, cheese romance, vaginas that look like someone took a knife to them and obesity come to mind first.
15. Do you masturbate? What a silly question.

 

[warsofwinter]

1. How many sexual partners have you had? 7 1/2 ,,, ehhh does gettin head count hahah?

2. How old were you were you lost you virginity? almost 14
3. Have you ever paid for sex? Does buying condom's count?
4. Would you ever pay for sex? #3
5. What’s the biggest age difference between yourself and a sexual partner(older and younger)? I was 14 she was 17
6. Do you watch pornography? not very often , don't think about it much.
7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at a time? Not yet
8. Favourite position? her above myself
9. Strangest place you’ve had sex?
about 40 feet from a large highway(last friday) or in a tent , in a small sleeping bag.
10. Ever been caught having sex?
Nope ,,, well not yet, I find it better when there's always the chance of getting caught hehe.
11. Person you’d most like to have sex with(again)?
My girlfriend
12. Person you’d least like to have sex with?
most likely a girl related to me
13. Turn ons?
Girls that are fairly quit and keep to themselves , yet kinda wild during sex
14. Turn offs?
Stinky over weight annoying ugly 40 year old woman that are infested with some weird STD and are paralized ..........basically

15. Do you masturbate?
If I haven't had sex in a while ,,,,