how schlong must jew pick apart dicks on a beatbox in maryland?

[NAD]

and i'm spent.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

7", 10", 12"

 

[NAD]

you're the best canadian i know.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

how can I be a good canadian when I don't like hockey or say aboot?

 

[NAD]

do you enjoy maple syrup and free prescription drugs?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yes.

but maple trees don't grow anywhere near here. Thusly I'm a poser.

The free drugs are nice though.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Shit, I need to go to IHOP.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Moose is a decent canadian, he's just a complete blasphemer in his lack of hockey-ness. However, I will argue, we don't say aboot. Thats the fucking newfies. Happily, we don't pronounce the followings words the american way:

Idea - Pronounced: Idear
Roof - Pronounced: Rough
You All - Pronounced: y'all