how to sing Death metal

amg... not ANOTHER one of these threads... ok... this is THE ONLY WAY to do it right:

-Watch lots of episodes of Sesame street, observe the characters, most notabley the cookie monster.

-Have a friend both kick you in the nuts then punch you in the throat daily.

-Become possessed Satan.

-Ingest lots of sperm.

Those are the four golden rules, follow those and you're set.
 
man the guy asked a question...just fuckin anwer him with a decent post you fuckers..i mean, so what if there have been loads of threads like this? there have been tons and tons of stupid threads like http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/268215-new-thread.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/267842-its-snowing.html

and you just sit there and post stupid answers...
and also there have been millions of threads askin what guitar they should get....
so stfu and if you have nothing good to say back just dont fuckin say anything
 
man the guy asked a question...just fuckin anwer him with a decent post you fuckers..i mean, so what if there have been loads of threads like this? there have been tons and tons of stupid threads like http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/268215-new-thread.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/267842-its-snowing.html

and you just sit there and post stupid answers...
and also there have been millions of threads askin what guitar they should get....
so stfu and if you have nothing good to say back just dont fuckin say anything

Somebody touched a raw nerve. Handbags at dawn?
 
amg... not ANOTHER one of these threads... ok... this is THE ONLY WAY to do it right:

-Watch lots of episodes of Sesame street, observe the characters, most notabley the cookie monster.

-Have a friend both kick you in the nuts then punch you in the throat daily.

-Become possessed Satan.

-Ingest lots of sperm.

Those are the four golden rules, follow those and you're set.

LMFAO!! :lol:
 
XD totally pwned me :lol:

:lol: Don't fuck with a Jedi master son

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