Hypothetically...

[JonBonJovi]

Originally posted by Wrathchild
All I have to do is engineer another "chance" meeting and come up with a better opening line than "Hello again. Has anyone ever told you you look even nicer up close than through binoculars?"

W

I like that!

 

[Spiff]

"Ever tripped over a tree branch? No? How about a root?"

 

[JonBonJovi]

Originally posted by Spiff
"Ever tripped over a tree branch? No? How about a root?"

reminds me of when I told a friend who had just gotten of the plane from the states. I told him to get a girl here the best line to use is "how's about a root in the dunny".....was funny to watch him talking to girls at the Forest Inn the 1st time he went as he was gulible and believed every word I said about Australian women.

 

[KoichCPA]

Vego's are crazy, I went out with one once, I got her to eat chicken nuggets from maccas,under the pretense that they have no meat,then I told everyone she was a tryhard vego and secretly eats chicken,she cracked a shit,then dumped me. Twas funny.

 

[Mark]

You're a prick

 

[Lord Tim]

That's slack! HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

 

[KoichCPA]

A mans gotta do,what a mans gotta do.