I almost just got laid.

[Shpongled]

But apparently I eat too much and lost her interest

3/10, failure.

Can you do better?

http://www.ipon.us/

 

[Brooks]

We just made out for 10 minutes, and she's already cooking me a steak dinner.

Damn, I am smooth.

 

[Shpongled]

DON'T EAT TOO MUCH STEAK! She made out with me too, but then I ate too much and she called me a pig

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Shit keeps fucking up on me. Bitch is telling me to give her some tongue and it sticks on an image of her drinking wine.

 

[Captain Beard]

Just rape the bitch.

 

[Lunar Still]

You are moving a little fast for me. On a scale of 1 to 10 you rank a 6

WTF? Bitch said "Go ahead and work your way down!"

What a cocktease.

 

[neal]

1/10 guess i went for the boobs too early. is this why im always getting slapped?

 

[Lunar Still]

This actually gets pretty funny. If you go to the nightclub some dude comes up and pulls her dress down, and you get to punch him out.

 

[~Lynn~]

I am suspicious, her arse is on the hefty side. Therefore it is instinctive nature to perhaps drink too much. I did end up in the bedroom..though ended with an 8 out of 10.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I got a 6. We were playing truth or dare in the hot tub and apparently grabbing her boob was too much. Totally a tease.

 

[flying_whale]

 

[Shpongled]

I think the whole point of this might be that she's a just a huge cocktease

 

[Shpongled]

[img=http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8092/89803626ts2.png]
[img=http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/89803626ts2.png/1/w1440.png]

lol fail

 

[flying_whale]

fixed

 

[Captain Beard]

i still think I'm sending the ninjas.

To play it, that is. It ALWAYS ends in rape when they play.

 

[Enemy242]

haha, i saw this on the Something Awful board and did it like once, it was the lamest, creepiest game i've ever played, the dude pulling down her dress and her punching him out was kinda funny though. amazing dialogue.

 

[Morganna]

I got a five. We had steak dinner, wine, and I got her in the hot tub. She let me french kiss her, and grab her boobs. LOL! But I was too chicken shit to drink the wine again, afraid she would bitch about it, so I got out of the hot tub. She then said, lets call it a night. I fail!

 

[Liverslapper]

this is BULLSHIT. I turned her on by my intelligence then after one click. then i either had the option of french kissing her or carrassing her fucking boobs........


wtf this fails

 

[Shpongled]

u suck at girls

 

[Liverslapper]

i know this lol