I almost just got laid.

I decided to take another crack at this using the guides Paul and Kevin posted, and I've got to be honest, maybe I'm wrong - but I have never met a woman in my life who considered knowledge of constellations to be a key factor in deciding who she has sex with.
 
Lunar Still said:
I decided to take another crack at this using the guides Paul and Kevin posted, and I've got to be honest, maybe I'm wrong - but I have never met a woman in my life who considered knowledge of constellations to be a key factor in deciding who she has sex with.
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Trianalus is a bit down from the middle of the rectangle/sky, Aries is top left corner, other one i forgot withich is leftish and a bit down.

For the moon, the crater is--the crater--, the sea of tranquility is the big plain a bit south of the other plainish thing you can click on.

She wants to have astronomer babies (they pay for better retirement houses)
 
Yeah, I finally was able to win the damn thing when the moon came up. Your way wouldn't work though, I'd get all the way to the bedroom and as soon as it came time to get into bed, she said she "wasn't comfortable with you sleeping naked" or some bullshit. I used Kevin's way and got some sweet hot tub secks.

Virtually speaking, of course.
 
flying_whale said:
Here is how you win:

aquaint-hug-read a poem-compliment her eye-kiss her cheek-run your hand through her hair-take her to the back yard-look at the stars-answer the question CORRECTLY-chose to have wine-after she has wine-take her out to dinner-at dinner, after ordering-talk-eat-drink-compliment-pick up the tab-go clubing-dance ONCE first-take her to bar-get a beer-decline seconds and take her home-let her put a bathing suit on-take her to the pool-swim ONCE-go take a shower with her-ask to stay the night-don't follow her, but get naked and in bed-have sex-click black screen-kiss goodbye and you get a ten.

Like in real life, the key is alternation. You hug her, thus she comments on your physique, thus show her you are more than that by reading her a poem, then do a sweet thing, aka compliment her. And DON'T RUSH, when offered to kiss her, kiss her cheek. When asked to touch her boobs, massage her shoulders instead. Play truth or dare, or look at the sky and DO THE QUESTIONS RIGHT.
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I guess unibrows get them pretty wet, too. Huh?
 
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