I almost just got laid.

[derek]

IRL I would never be interested in such a stuck up cunt I rely pretty heavily on my humour and intelligence so I can get a girl pretty attracted to me based on that, I don't need to take her to 50 different places in one night to keep her interested.

Come again?

 

[derek]

So you're essentially a peeping tom and that's how the game begins?

She wants raped.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Liquor makes me pretty, that is my secret.


but teach me

Didn't you say you don't care much about getting laid anyway?

 

[Swabs]

I rely pretty heavily on my humour and intelligence so I can get a girl pretty attracted to me based on that

You really need to brush up on your modesty sometimes.

 

[Undefined]

Come again?

In your mouth or in your ass?

You really need to brush up on your modesty sometimes.

Um, no. I didn't say I was the funniest or smartest person alive, I just said those were my good qualities which help me when interacting with the opposite sex. I didn't say a girl will automatically be attracted to me because of said qualities, just that those are the ones that tend to be noticed when a girl does like me.

 

[Karmic]

hahaha

it suddenly went from being about a computer game about some digital girl to you and how intelligent and funny you are

 

[Chromatose]

We went skinny dipping in the pool and then I couldn't find my clothes so I decided to go to sleep and she was all like OH YOU SLEEP NAKED TOO OH BOY but then got creeped out and made me sleep on the couch

6/10

 

[Undefined]

hahaha

it suddenly went from being about a computer game about some digital girl to you and how intelligent and funny you are

We can't all be sexy like you <3 !

We went skinny dipping in the pool and then I couldn't find my clothes so I decided to go to sleep and she was all like OH YOU SLEEP NAKED TOO OH BOY but then got creeped out and made me sleep on the couch

6/10

Tough break dude. We should all take turns running a train on this bitch.

 

[Karmic]

We can't all be sexy like you <3 !

the hell are you talking about I got 1 out of 10

 

[Undefined]

the hell are you talking about I got 1 out of 10

Dude you get 10/10 with me every time

 

[Karmic]

"touch his breasts" is the road to victory

 

[Liverslapper]

Didn't you say you don't care much about getting laid anyway?

Yep, but teach me anyway.



I've tried this game like a dozen times and fail so bad. I wish there was just a button that said "rape" so I can get this thing over and done with.

 

[flying_whale]

"touch his breasts" is the road to victory

"his" being the key word

 

[Brooks]

I can tell Joe is a regular Casanova.

 

[Karmic]

sweet ass breasts

 

[Undefined]

sweet ass shit breasts

 

[Lunar Still]

Farthest I got last night was getting her naked in the hot tub via truth or dare, "worked my way down" slowly, but as soon as I click "massage her pussy" she starts talking about "going too far on a first date" and shit. WTF BITCH YOU ARE ALREADY NAKED LET'S DO THIS SHIT AND THEN GO INSIDE AND DO IT AGAIN AND THEN GO OUT AND GET SOME WAFFLES

 

[Altitudes]

I beat this game the first try. You know how? Hit backspace on your keyboard everytime you lose, or don't "score"

 

[Chromatose]

well I had to do that when the game would screw up and not give me any more options but that takes the fun out of things!

 

[Morganna]

I beat this game the first try. You know how? Hit backspace on your keyboard every time you lose, or don't "score"

I'm going to try this! LOL! I want to see what happened before I gave her too much booze and she feel asleep. hahah!

Are you sure there is no version of this game for women, called Shlongs? that would be more fun for me.

Hahhah! Like you guys said last night, feed him meat and I'm in! LOL! But, it's not that easy, has to be bacon. You cannot pull a salmon steak out of your left pocket and say "How you doin'?" You can't substitute bacon for beggin' strips either.