I almost just got laid.

[Morganna]

She gets mad and calls you a pervert if you get her too drunk and do anything other then tuck her in. LOL!

 

[Liverslapper]

fuck i can't get past the intelligence part.....there are no OTHER OPTIONS OTHER THEN TO TOUCH HER TITS OR DEEP KISS HER.



fuckkkkkkkkkkk

 

[Shpongled]

hahaha she hates u

 

[Liverslapper]

god dammit

 

[Morganna]

lol! Slap her liver, Steve! I took her to the art museum!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

ive never been so frustrated in my life

 

[Liverslapper]

ok i gave her a hug right when i introduced myself, now it seems like she wants to bang me. this is going well

 

[Liverslapper]

FUCKIN SLUT BITCH ASS FUCKER.


SHE ASKS FOR A KISS THEN WHEN I TRY TO GIVE HER ONE SHE TOTALLY REJECTS ME, GOD DAMMIT FUCK THIS BITCH. FUCK HER IN THE GOD DAMN ASS AND STUFF

 

[Morganna]

After the hug, you gotta read some poetry. But when she wants a kiss, you gotta kiss her on the cheek, no french kissing.

 

[flying_whale]

Here is how you win:

aquaint-hug-read a poem-compliment her eye-kiss her cheek-run your hand through her hair-take her to the back yard-look at the stars-answer the question CORRECTLY-chose to have wine-after she has wine-take her out to dinner-at dinner, after ordering-talk-eat-drink-compliment-pick up the tab-go clubing-dance ONCE first-take her to bar-get a beer-decline seconds and take her home-let her put a bathing suit on-take her to the pool-swim ONCE-go take a shower with her-ask to stay the night-don't follow her, but get naked and in bed-have sex-click black screen-kiss goodbye and you get a ten.

Like in real life, the key is alternation. You hug her, thus she comments on your physique, thus show her you are more than that by reading her a poem, then do a sweet thing, aka compliment her. And DON'T RUSH, when offered to kiss her, kiss her cheek. When asked to touch her boobs, massage her shoulders instead. Play truth or dare, or look at the sky and DO THE QUESTIONS RIGHT.

 

[flying_whale]

After the hug, you gotta read some poetry. But when she wants a kiss, you gotta kiss her on the cheek, no french kissing.

and run your hand through her hair, otherwise when you dip her dancing, she will kick you out

 

[Captain Beard]

This is why hookers are easier to deal with.

 

[Liverslapper]

Like in real life, the key is alternation. You hug her, thus she comments on your physique, thus show her you are more than that by reading her a poem, then do a sweet thing, aka compliment her. And DON'T RUSH, when offered to kiss her, kiss her cheek. When asked to touch her boobs, massage her shoulders instead. Play truth or dare, or look at the sky and DO THE QUESTIONS RIGHT.

I'm so use to rape i can't control myself.

 

[Shpongled]

aww jesus

 

[Liverslapper]

I think everyone is overlooking the undeniable truth here that Paul is the manliest of all of us, apparently.

When i listen to manowar, i think of paul

 

[flying_whale]

When i listen to manowar, i think of paul

me too!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Somehow I ended up getting quizzed on art.

 

[Shpongled]

Chicks 101 for Steve:

introduce
book
compliment dress
kiss on cheek
answer over 18
rub hair
click stereo
jazz
kiss lips
kiss neck
change to soft rock
kiss lips
kiss neck
exit and go to kitchen
drink wine x2
get steaks for bbq
click on seat (look at sky)
get the question right!
eat dinner in a swimsuit
stand in hall
eat dinner
talk to her
compliment her
drink wine
exit
get dressed and go downtown (click on car) - wait outside
head to outskirts
go to cabaret
click on amatuer night sign
encourage her to striptease
Remove Jacket > Chair Dance > Rub Body > Remove Skirt > Sexy Dance > Remove Vest > Pole Dance > Sexy Dance > End Routine
Contest Results
Go Home
Wait outside (sometimes it worked to follow her in)
Kiss
French Kiss
Shoulders
Breasts
Nipples
Lower back x 2
Rub even lower
Click on the finish line


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_date_virtual_ariane

 

[flying_whale]

that is a fun alternate way to do it, but what the hell, you eat dinner twice?

 

[Liverslapper]

yay, im going to score tonight. let me try this again.