I Am Sooo Hungry Oh God No.

Static

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May 5, 2002
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I am physically sock from hunger.

OH JESUS I NEED TO EAT.

Oh good my stomach.

HELP ME.

Oh man...waves of hunger assail me...noooo.

Jesus, haven't been this hungry in ages.

HURRY UP CURRY CHICKEN MEAL....OH GOD 6 MINUTES LEFT.

Oh noooooo...:cry:
 
I quit weed ages ago...:cry:


No...you see 10 mins ago I was RABID FUCKING NECRO MAD from hunger...so I cooked up this meal in the microwave...when I went to check up on it my legs turned to jello halfway up the stairs cos I was so hungry. So I limped up to the microwave got it out and orgasmed when I ate it cos FUCK I need that...oh yeessss.

...and I was SO hungry that after that HUGE meal I'm STILL FUCKING HUNGRY.



Owwwwwwww my stomach....thats what happens when you don't eat in over 24 hours...:(
 
I made a massive omlette today. 4 eggs, 2 jalapeño peppers, 2 green onions, tons of bacon and sausage, nearly half a bag of cheese, some diced almonds...good stuff.
 
Originally posted by ffanatic
I made a massive omlette today. 4 eggs, 2 jalapeño peppers, 2 green onions, tons of bacon and sausage, nearly half a bag of cheese, some diced almonds...good stuff.

Will you marry me???? I'll be your fatass for all eternity!!

I'll never cheat on you because A. I'll be too greasy to pick on chicks. B. I'll be too fat to get out the house!!

Seriously though. That rules!!!! :headbang:
 
Originally posted by ffanatic
I made a massive omlette today. 4 eggs, 2 jalapeño peppers, 2 green onions, tons of bacon and sausage, nearly half a bag of cheese, some diced almonds...good stuff.

Oh shut up... :bah:

NO MORE FOOD.


AHHH FUCK I'M SO FULL MY STOMACH IS GONNA BLOW UP.


Awwww man....food everywhere! MAKE IT STOP!! :cry:
 
Originally posted by Static
I am physically sock from hunger.

OH JESUS I NEED TO EAT.

Oh good my stomach.

HELP ME.

Oh man...waves of hunger assail me...noooo.

Jesus, haven't been this hungry in ages.

HURRY UP CURRY CHICKEN MEAL....OH GOD 6 MINUTES LEFT.

Oh noooooo...:cry:
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