i bit down on my hummus tub to open it and...

[xfer]

...my mouth was filled with this incredibly salty taste! ptooie! so i used scissors to open the tub, but now I'm all grossed out.

 

[avi]

a fantastic poll! bravo!

 

[FrostGiant]

Dude, I was a stock boy back in high school. Always wash everything before it's eaten. Trust me.

 

[xfer]

this is awful. i'm the only person who thinks i couldn't spit in a cooze and make a junior stockboy.

 

[FuSoYa]

you should always have your microscope with you, dude!

 

[xfer]

lesson learned: i was about to drink straight from my can of Goya mango nectar (this not being New York, I didn't receive a little bag and straw when I bought it), but stopped myself, washed off the can, and then commenced.