I changed my mind: Let's get outta Iraq

Jurched

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May 10, 2005
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I know, its odd that I, who loves war and mass destruction, should hear the FrankenKerry Monster demand the withdrawal of all U.S. troops from Iraq by the end of the year... and agree with him!

Its not because I agree with what it was saying. I didn't hear the latest blathering from that idiot. Nor because I agree with these hippy freaks who say "Its a quagmire" or "it wasn't worth it."

Its not a quagmire (that's a character from Family Guy, assholes!) and it was definitely good to finally pay Saddam back for all the shit he's pulled with us since 1990.

You see, I was eating BBQ for lunch when it dawned on me:

Those people do not deserve our help!

I blame the ordinary people of Iraq for the miserable state of their country. They are at fault from beginning to end. We did what we were supposed to do. We overthrew the dictator, abolished the Baath party, granted them an opportunity to make something of themselves. And they didn't. They just pissed it away.

SO FUCK THEM!

Stupid bastards!

Our dignity and respectability remain intact if our El lamo Presidente points at the average Iraqi citizen and says: "You are animals. We tried to help, but you are just filthy animals and I hope you die. So, bye bye bye, as Justin Timberlake says."

You see, I believe in the collective guilt of whole nations. There's no such thing as a poor people trodden under the heel of one man. After all, lots of people say the Germans are collectively responsible for Nazi atrocities, so let's make the average Iraqi mother of nine responsible for Saddam's killing fields!

When Germany was totally defeated, the US began denazificiation among ALL the people to bring an end to the culture of a police-terror state. You know what happened to a German who owned a gun during those days? He was imprisoned in the American zone, and brutally executed in the Soviet zone.

The US should've adopted the harsh policy of first clamping a vise around the average Iraqi's neck, squeezing Baathism out of his brains, forcing the locals to surrender their weapons on pain of death, and releasing the state once the whole fuckin place was deBaathified.

Sadly, such a policy of collective guilt for Saddam's rule was not acted on, and so we couldn't force the population to live normally afterward. I mean 20 damn years of terror, where government officials used torture and death on a bureaucratic basis, DOES NOT DISAPPEAR over night.

The only way for it to disappear now is for us to say "We did our part, Saddam is gone, and so are his best lieutenants, fuck you, yer on yer own!"

Before Saddam, Iraq was a dictatorship, but it had the best schools, the best hospitals, the best roads, and the highest standard of living in the Middle East. Thanks to his Baathist terror state, the place is hell on earth, and the little people are pleased to be its imps. So, Fuck em!

Fuck the average Iraqi child on the burnt out streets of Fallujah! Not worth saving from a sniper. Fuck the oradinary Iraqi woman, who wants to go to the market. Let her get riddled with bullets on the way home!

Is this the 5,000 year old grand civilisation we were ordered to respect when we went in to save their asses in 2003?

Bullshit! They are not the children of Babylon or the Caliphate! They are the whelps of jackals and fleas! Let them die in their filthy holes!

If some blood drinking ex-Baathist junta seizes control of the ruins of Saddam's civilisation and tires to make weapons of mass destruction, well, we have F-111s standing by with full bomb loads.

FUCK em!
FUCK em!
FUCK em!

Jurched
 
Slashdementia said:
Here's onother guy who keeps forgetting that the US supported Saddam in the eighties. ooooops.

oooooops what? Did your head accidently fall off?

French crusaders helped the Mongols in the 1230s. Did you forget? Shit. Does anyone here know what this punk is trying to say?

I made myself clear. "Haditha" is a picnic compared to what these people do to each other on a daily basis. Another box o' heads was found today. And pansy liberal fucks like this guy complain about our troops in action. FUCK them!

Jurched
 
We need to go back a few decades to a system that worked well.... Carpet bombing. Blow everything and everyone up and there goes your problem. It would take Iraq 50 years to rebuild, in the mean time, we take all the oil and leave them with nothing. Then there is no problem with the enemy being ungratefull when we try to help them.:heh:
 
Hey, its all good. F-111s, 117s, fuckin Space shuttle, whatever.

Fuck it! Let's use DC-3s! Tip em sideways to unload some bombs on the shopping district of Fallujah.

I'll take a Sopwith Camel piloted by Cap'n Biggles and his pal Algernon, buzz down, and machine-gun veiled women into little pieces in the fields south of Basra.

Jurched
 
I'll just keep on watching with the U-2 Dragonlady spyplanes i happily kept flying high after Gulf War I through Bosnia and every other possible conflict or terrorist watch from 1993 to 1999.

besides, i don't want ya to waste ammo on unworthy targets.

one of the air force's oddest looking unassuming technology out of the 50's still has plenty of revelance today.

I was there when we upgraded the engines from turbo jet to turbo fan, giving those planes the ability to fly from New York to Moscow non stop and monitor everything inbetween :D....

There is a U-2 in the sky somewhere above earth 24-7-365....be it over North Korea, Iraq, or other fun places like Somalia always watching....
 
I dont think we should have ever gone over there. Its best to let Arabs kill Arabs. That is what they are FANTASTIC AT! But the civlians are fucking useless overthere. How do FIFTY people get kidnapped from a bus station? How do they let a busload of fucking school kids get murdered? The middle east is filled with greed and treachery, no honor and no loyalty. Look at any country colonized or taken over by a European country then left to their own accords..Haiti, anywhere in Africa, the Middle east. Besides American and Japan most countries are in shambles.

The Middle East, and Islam..only knows one thing - Violence. They must be ruled by an iron fist. America wants to help people and to let them develop themselve. But we forget that just because our ancestors had a will to fight to have their own country and we developed quickly into the worlds super power, doesnt mean that some area that has been ruled by retarded violence for 1000's of years is going to do the same thing.

The Iraqi people have been given the chance and the tools (us military at their expense) to develop into a great country but they have failed miserably like all other rathole desert countries. Instead of embracing what could be a bright future they resort to petty bickering and infighting. Praise allah and islam!

Ever notice how "nice" the countries were when ruled by Britian. They should have kept those fuckers in the dark.

Fuck Iraq. Fuck the Middle East. Let them destroy each other. I think Israel can take care of themselves. It would be great to see a Jewish state destroy the muslims. That part of the world is in a never ending cycle of destruction. It is like gang violence. Fucking gangster one is mad that someone disrespected him by stepping on his new air force 1's so he kills him. No one can swallow pride or show humility anymore.

I say we neutron bomb the earth. Moonbase E.D. is now open for business and its very selective. No christians, muslims, or jews. Like 20 dudes and lots of women that are Bi. I will have a cornicopia of ethnic love slaves, it will be grand. No redheads though sorry YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! Go grow potatoes on some asteroid.
 
Evil Dead said:
I dont think we should have ever gone over there. Its best to let Arabs kill Arabs. That is what they are FANTASTIC AT! But the civlians are fucking useless overthere. How do FIFTY people get kidnapped from a bus station? How do they let a busload of fucking school kids get murdered? The middle east is filled with greed and treachery, no honor and no loyalty. Look at any country colonized or taken over by a European country then left to their own accords..Haiti, anywhere in Africa, the Middle east. Besides American and Japan most countries are in shambles.

The Middle East, and Islam..only knows one thing - Violence. They must be ruled by an iron fist. America wants to help people and to let them develop themselve. But we forget that just because our ancestors had a will to fight to have their own country and we developed quickly into the worlds super power, doesnt mean that some area that has been ruled by retarded violence for 1000's of years is going to do the same thing.

The Iraqi people have been given the chance and the tools (us military at their expense) to develop into a great country but they have failed miserably like all other rathole desert countries. Instead of embracing what could be a bright future they resort to petty bickering and infighting. Praise allah and islam!

Ever notice how "nice" the countries were when ruled by Britian. They should have kept those fuckers in the dark.

Fuck Iraq. Fuck the Middle East. Let them destroy each other. I think Israel can take care of themselves. It would be great to see a Jewish state destroy the muslims. That part of the world is in a never ending cycle of destruction. It is like gang violence. Fucking gangster one is mad that someone disrespected him by stepping on his new air force 1's so he kills him. No one can swallow pride or show humility anymore.

I say we neutron bomb the earth. Moonbase E.D. is now open for business and its very selective. No christians, muslims, or jews. Like 20 dudes and lots of women that are Bi. I will have a cornicopia of ethnic love slaves, it will be grand. No redheads though sorry YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! Go grow potatoes on some asteroid.
Great post.
 
Evil Dead said:
I dont think we should have ever gone over there. Its best to let Arabs kill Arabs.

I SO wanted us to go over there, but not for the gay lame-ass reasons George W was giving before the UN. I wanted Saddam to pay big time for endlessly shooting at our planes, which were flying over his territory by treaty. Each time he shot, he violated his own treaty and that is a classic declaration of war. I wanted a real declaration of war by the Congress, not some bullshit military action by the president.

Evil Dead said:
How do FIFTY people get kidnapped from a bus station? How do they let a busload of fucking school kids get murdered?

Ya give a good answer below, son!

Evil Dead said:
The middle east is filled with greed and treachery, no honor and no loyalty.

Look at any country colonized or taken over by a European country then left to their own accord.

Yeah, I read all kinds of shit about Africa, about how they so hate the whites, and how the so-called progressives there blame colonialism for victimising the collective consciousness of the continent. Then there was a survey on modern Africa's progress and most people wished colonial governments were still in power, where at least some learning happened, and some roads were built, and some peace and prosperity was possible. Hah! Victims, my ass!

Evil Dead said:
The Iraqi people have been given the chance and the tools to develop into a great country but they have failed miserably like all other rathole desert countries.

Iraq before Saddam was a dictatorship but their oil wealth was devoted to great schools, hospitals, roads, airports, and the common man. They had the highest standard of living in the middle east and were the envy of the rest of their arab neighbours. Then that talentless fascist fucker strutted into town and turned the place into a regular arab hell hole. It won't change because the Iraqi people like to behave like mangy dogs.

Evil Dead said:
I say we neutron bomb the earth. Moonbase E.D. is now open for business and its very selective. No christians, muslims, or jews.

Nonsense! Let'st plan a colony of Mormons on Moonbase JosephSmith12. They will go for those 20 wives you've been talking about

Evil Dead said:
No redheads though sorry YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!

Hell yeah! Gingers cannot become Mormons. They are damned to hell because of their freckles. Obviously the degenerative effect of generational sin from the distant past. Fuck em up, Galactic Emperor Brigham Young XXII!

Jurched
 
Jurched,,,,i did a research paper on Iraq an Mr. Hussein back in 10th Grade, wisdom tooth surgery and all i wrote that fuckin paper in 8 hours and got B plus.

what i gleamed from what i read Saddams' rise to power was violent, but he did seriously modernize Iraq for most particularly Sunnis. He was lenient about some things that the other Arab nations weren't so that he could go about doing the evil deeds and no one cared because he spent money on things like schools, hospitals and transportation and making things not too shabby in the area.

he was our Bitch to stand up to Iran,,,becuase the rest of the Arab nations were nervous about Iran, so he stood up to the Ayatollah and totally fucked himself in the process....being that was big fucking stalemate...he then turned to Kuwait and that just was the big no-no....He promptly got his army and airforce smashed in mere hours and days by the forces....

That son of a bitch came close to shooting down a U-2 one of the very ones i used to decorate with UN symbols because we were under the UN auspices while flying over iraq to make sure they were complying with the no fly zones....All our USAF insignia on the plane,,,including the pilots were removed. We used to chalk big UN on the Rudder of the plane then under the wings, with a few other choice messages for that son of a bitch. :D

Actually writing the report itself was good, i got to see my long time girlfriend from long island at the time since we lived a ways apart it was nice to spend an afternoon with her toothaches and all.
 
Ahh, I don't buy a lot of this "Saddam helping the sunnis" business. Sunnis were always ruling Iraq. His method of helping was by making all Sunnis the torturers, executioners, and police thugs.

He gave the appearance of modernity by secularizing every facet of the country, and including both Christians and Shiites in his ministries. Just as long as they didn't practise any kind of worship except Saddam worship.

He modernized Iraq by nationalising all private industries so they would fulfill his military objectives.

Remember the so-called "Baby Milk Factory" debacle in 1991? It was once a private baby milk factory, but it was nationalised and turned into an industrial chemicals plant. (As well as making baby milk, mmm mmm good!)

Any actual improvements in the civil sector was accomplished under the presidency of Qasim, Saddam's Baath buddy. He voluntarily handed over the title to his official Number Two in 1978, because he ran out of power thanks to Saddam's weaseling in behind the scenes.

No, Qasim and his predecessors were the ones who had some interest in improving Iraq. Once Saddam crushed his own party leadership and assumed total control, the entire state infrastructure was bent toward war.

Jurched
 
IAN442 said:
That son of a bitch came close to shooting down a U-2 one of the very ones i used to decorate with UN symbols because we were under the UN auspices while flying over iraq to make sure they were complying with the no fly zones....All our USAF insignia on the plane,,,including the pilots were removed. We used to chalk big UN on the Rudder of the plane then under the wings, with a few other choice messages for that son of a bitch. :D

Me and my guys have to remove all of our rank/branch of service when we roll out. And our planes never have any identifying marks other than a tail number, thats it.
 
gaschamber said:
i DO hate when niggaz steppin on my AF1's

I stepped on this black chicks feet at a club by ACCIDENT..she was wearing FUCKING SANDALS IN JANUARY!! She threw her colt 45 in my face..and started yelling at me..then her boyfriend slapped her. I high fived him, it was one of the greatest sexist moments I had ever been apart off. That was until I was banging this chick in Virginia beach and I pulled a Patrick Bateman American Psycho and Flexed my biceps at her fat girlfriend who was watching from under the covers in the next bed.