i fucking hate it when
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scorpio01169
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When People ask me questions that they know i wouldn't have the answer to. like.......today my wife asked me if i knew the number to walmart down the street.......first, i don't work there, never did.......so why the fuck would i just off the top of my head know that number.
i know that one all too well !!!
stupid questions deserve stupid answers.......................
i come up with something crazy to tell them.. makes for entertainment
stupid questions deserve stupid answers.......................
i come up with something crazy to tell them.. makes for entertainment
Force666
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Classic. That reminds me of the singer for the band i'm in. We'll get to the studio, walk upstairs together, go in our room and never leave.
The he'll say, "hey dude, is the store open?" (There's a store with drinks and snacks in the building, nowhere in site of where we came up)
I'll be like, "How the fuck would I know? I've been in here like you!"
scorpio01169
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i hate it when you got to the grocery store and you get to the 10 item or less isle and the stupid motherfucker in front of you has 23 items.....and then when they get the total, they rumage through their purse looking for fucking money like it was a surprise that they would have to actually pay for the shit.
Chryst Krispies
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uke:ARRRGgghh, especially when you're on the phone with person A, and person B who you're with in person starts yammering at you to ask person A this and that - fuck off, wait your turn!!
scorpio01169
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spioraid
Fancy a pint? Or two?
ARRRGgghh, especially when you're on the phone with person A, and person B who you're with in person starts yammering at you to ask person A this and that - fuck off, wait your turn!!
"Are you more important? No. Sod off and I'll get back to you later."
Haha, reminds of the scene in LA Story when Steve Martin picks up the phone.
JeroenV
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i fucking hate it when people start nagging in the recording process with their bandmates about how they should play the riffs, ARRGGHH, i thought you made the music, then recorded it?!?!?!(happened today, several times!)
i still to this day can't get my head around that women can have two conversations at once..
i hate it when you bang apart of your body.. mainly your head and someone will go "oh, mind your head" after you've done it..
or when you're doing something and its pretty clear what you're doing, and they go "what are you doing?"
Sinister Mephisto
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Knew you were from england as soon as I read that. No one's ever told me to mind my head. It's always, "oh, that probably hurt".
cobhc
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Most of these situations have been turned into jokes by Lee Evans (English Comedian) check his stuff out on YouTube if you get the chance, really funny.
Jarkko Mattheiszen
The FU guy.
Speaking of market isles, I really fucking hate it when I'm on my 30min lunch break from work and buy a single banana or something, and an elderly woman cuts right in front of me with her full shopping cart and gives me that "HA,THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING 50 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME! AND GUESS IF I HAVE ANY PAPER MONEY WITH ME? FUCK NO!" look. Come on people, I'm all for respecting older people and shit, but age really shouldn't give anyone an excuse to be a sorry old cunt.
I fucking hate it when people don't indicate when they're driving.
It's like 'Are you lazy or just stupid?'. I get serious road rage these days, people are so, so fucking stupid.
It's like 'Are you lazy or just stupid?'. I get serious road rage these days, people are so, so fucking stupid.
haha, yeah dude! the head banging one has pissed me off alot, since year 6 of primary school.. because of this stupid door that was made for midget's basically, and 9 times out of 10 you'd bang your head off it.
Meisterjäger;7714116 said:
dude.. my Mum is road rage Queen when it comes to her driving around Asda car park. She think she knows everything, drives me nuts.
Chryst Krispies
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Meisterjäger;7714116 said:
Dude you don't even know.
I wanna drag people out of their cars and beat the shit outta them sometimes. MA drivers are the worst.
grywolf627
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Tell me about dude. I'm in Houston, a sub-tropic climate...so rain is a pretty common thing here, right? But when it rains, even a LIGHT rain, the vast majority of people act and drive like they've never seen rain before! OMG...the sky is falling! I must slow down and nearly cause wrecks because I'm too frightened to drive! Grrrrrrrrrrrr....
