But what gets me more, is when you're trying to help someone with a problem (being as patient as possible with them I might add), and they suddenly turn into a retard where they can't differentiate between left and fucking right. It's like suddenly their brain shuts down, and normal tasks become as hard for them as performing open heart surgery on a fucking poodle or some shit.
Haha, that's a favourite. I love it when they accidentally show it by repeating the same question over and over again even if they try to act like they know what the fuck is going on. It's usually along these lines:
Moron: "Could you setup the network so that my neighbours can't use it?"
You: "Sure, it's WEP encrypted now and your PC automatically remembers the password so you don't have to type it every time you log on to the network, but other people still need to know it."
Moron: "Oh, cool! But... Could you set it up so that no-one but me can use my Internet?"
You: "Yes, see, I set it up so whenever a different computer than yours tries to use the connection, they need a password."
Moron: "Ah, I see, that's clever! But... Uh... It still doesn't ask any password, now other people can use my Internet!"
You: "No, you see, this computer, the one that only you use, and you use it frequently, and only from here, your home, REMEMBERS the password AUTOMATICALLY so you don't have to type EVERY SINGLE TIME. No-one else can use your connection but you on this computer, as long as you don't drag it to the parking lot and yeall 'HEY PEEPS COME USE MY INTTAR WEBZ CONNECTIONS AND SHIT!'.
Moron: "Ah, why didn't you say so in the first place? Sure! Now, what about the security, it doesn't ask a password or anything...?"
You: "Oh fuck, just wait a sec, I'll fix it."
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