i fucking hate it when

Ok, here's one - those GODDAMN faucets in bathroom sinks that you press down to turn on, and they're meant to automatically shut off after a certain amount of time, except that amount is always like 2 seconds, so you have to mash the button down with your forearm while you rinse your hands in like a claw position under the flow of water ARRRGGGHHHH. Also, there's a particular bathroom at my school that not only is like that, but the water comes out at like 4,000 mph, so by leaning down over the sink to hold the faucet down, it sprays all over me, KILL KILL KILL
 
i hate it when there is people traffic on the street. nothing more annoying when your walking then getting stuck behind a bunch of ninnys on holidays
 
I hate it when people feel compelled to put the word "tomato" in front of "ketchup"
I hate it when people use the word "bassist"
I hate it when I hear Northern Irish and Scouse accents
I hate it when my wife moans my eating beef whereas she will devour venison, lamb, pork or even kangaroo without flinching.
I hate it when I see/hear singing drummers
I hate it when I see singing left-handed drummers
I hate it when the 15-25 people I pass on the way to work move to stand in front of me to give me a free newspaper that I could easily pick up from vending box.
I hate....
 
I once crossed a road at an intersection when a car was coming. The woman driving the car didn't indicate and so I crossed, assuming she wasn't turning. She was turning, though, and when she had to stop for me, she beeped her horn and gave me a dirty look. I've never wanted to beat a woman more than at that moment.

I stopped at a crossing, the car slowed down so I started to cross, then the exact same thing happened to me!
Except that I walked up to the driver and threatened to beat the shit out of him.... DAMN I can blow up when I have a bad day. :lol:
 
I hate it when people say or write "I don't give a shit about what you think about me" because it is so ironic that they post this as the attention whores they are to let people know what they think about others thinking about them. You know what, I don't give a damn shit that you don't give a damn shit what others might think about you :rolleyes:
 
I hate it when people add you on facebook/myspace but have no intention getting to know you better or even communicate.
I hate it when people get their own country's history wrong.
I hate the way americans make tea. Just sayin'.
 
I hate it when people say or write "I don't give a shit about what you think about me" because it is so ironic that they post this as the attention whores they are to let people know what they think about others thinking about them. You know what, I don't give a damn shit that you don't give a damn shit what others might think about you :rolleyes:

HAHAHAHhaha, seriously, that always amused me as well :lol:
 
I pretty much hate everything. I legitimately need anger help. Sometimes I look in the mirror after a rage episdoe and my veins will be popping and my sclerae will be bright red. Some people need to STOP having kids.
"Let's get the population down to about 30000 then when the superbowl comes around, everyone can go!"
 
I HATE when people call on the studio phone to make bookings, when it CLEARLY says on the website to ring the studio,
or when people ring the studio phone to try to sell shit, or when its people who ring the wrong number... theres about 5 a day...

fuck it im gonna unplug this fucker right now.

when drummers turn up with more than 3 toms. (99% of the time amount of drums is inversely proportional to talent )
when drummers say "is the click speeding up and slowing down"
when drummers have ancient skins on their kit.
when people don't indicate irks me to.
when people drive up your arse and flash their lights (read BMW driver ) despite the fact that you're already going way over the speed limit and cant change lane,
when bands try to make you feel guilty for not wanting to work free overtime. FUCK OFF I HAVE A LIFE TOO!
 
when you can't find something, like your keys ... you look and look and look and after checking like 20 places you find them ..

then some brilliant asshole who hasn't been helping you look says "its always in the last place you look huh?"

fucking assholes

of COURSE its in the last place I looked ... thats when I found them! Did I keep looking in other places AFTER I found them? If I found them in the 1st place I looked, it would STILL be the last place I looked ... because I fucking FOUND them!

God I hate that
 
The best was playing a show, my friend (guitar) and myself were bringing the gear into the venue and our drummer is walking around clueless as usual. My friend has a Marshall 4x12 in his grip and trying to find a place to put it down. I've got an 8x10 bass cab I'm rolling around in front of me. He looks at us and goes "are we bringing the gear in?", in the most sincere way. He literally was asking us that. My friend just goes "No. Now get the fuck out of the way so I can put this cab down." :lol:

~006
 
when you can't find something, like your keys ... you look and look and look and after checking like 20 places you find them ..

then some brilliant asshole who hasn't been helping you look says "its always in the last place you look huh?"

fucking assholes

of COURSE its in the last place I looked ... thats when I found them! Did I keep looking in other places AFTER I found them? If I found them in the 1st place I looked, it would STILL be the last place I looked ... because I fucking FOUND them!

God I hate that
What I hate worse is when you are looking and they go, "Where did you put em last?"

:heh:
 
when you can't find something, like your keys ... you look and look and look and after checking like 20 places you find them ..

then some brilliant asshole who hasn't been helping you look says "its always in the last place you look huh?"

fucking assholes

of COURSE its in the last place I looked ... thats when I found them! Did I keep looking in other places AFTER I found them? If I found them in the 1st place I looked, it would STILL be the last place I looked ... because I fucking FOUND them!

God I hate that

Hahahaha, that's why it's important to specify "It's always i the last place you THINK to look, huh?" :lol: AND ON THAT NOTE, I hate when people say "I could care less," which doesn't make any fucking sense - it's supposed to be "I couldn't care less," but I guess the contraction got deleted because of its extra syllable, favoring laziness over sense-making :Smug:
 
The best was playing a show, my friend (guitar) and myself were bringing the gear into the venue and our drummer is walking around clueless as usual. My friend has a Marshall 4x12 in his grip and trying to find a place to put it down. I've got an 8x10 bass cab I'm rolling around in front of me. He looks at us and goes "are we bringing the gear in?", in the most sincere way. He literally was asking us that. My friend just goes "No. Now get the fuck out of the way so I can put this cab down." :lol:

~006

srsly man... drummers man... like srsly

Last Saturday we had a gig. I had to work throughout the day so I told our drummer to make sure, they'll be bringing all our stuff along so I could just crash the party coming directly from work...

When I arrived there, he told me they simply forgot all my stuff (amp, fx, cables etc.) at our rehearsal space, but it would be alright because there is this dude from this hardcore band who would let me use his solid-state laney with that spring reverb you somehow can't turn-off and his Boss Metalzone. And since I had an arm-length tuner cable in my case, everything would be fine.....

:zombie:
 
...I hate when people say "I could care less," which doesn't make any fucking sense - it's supposed to be "I couldn't care less," but I guess the contraction got deleted because of its extra syllable, favoring laziness over sense-making :Smug:

Thank You!!! That has always bugged the hell out of me as well!!!


My pet peeve is "should of", "could of" and "would of", though :u-huh:

And 70 % of the time, that error is made by native english speakers :zombie:

No one butchers a language better than the native speakers. :)