i FUCKING HATE telephones

[Erik]

if i could go back in time and UN-INVENT telefuckingcuntphones, i would

never call me

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

sure thing happy

 

[Crimson Velvet]

In truth, I bet you hate phones cause NOONE calls you.


except telemarketers

 

[Erik]

In truth, I bet you hate phones cause NOONE calls you.

no that's not why at all

i get fuckin anxiety attacks of some sort and turn off the telephone whenever someone tries to call me, and then i keep it off for like 2 weeks and when i finally dare turning it on again everyone's angry at me and i have 200 messages in my voice mail and i feel all guilty so i turn off the phone again for 2 weeks so noone can reach me

rinse & repeat

except telemarketers

they don't actually

 

[Crimson Velvet]

You get anxiety attacks?! You're such a woman!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

no that's not why at all

i get fuckin anxiety attacks of some sort and turn off the telephone whenever someone tries to call me, and then i keep it off for like 2 weeks and when i finally dare turning it on again everyone's angry at me and i have 200 messages in my voice mail and i feel all guilty so i turn off the phone again for 2 weeks so noone can reach me

rinse & repeat

and I'm the one with issues? right

 

[Erik]

seriously its not fucking funny

 

[Erik]

and I'm the one with issues? right

lol i freely admit i have issues, i never said i didnt

 

[Crimson Velvet]

oh my, I haven't giggled this much in weeks! Thanks erik!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

tee hee

 

[Erik]

np dude

it's actually the same with email and everything else

i never check my email box because there might be mails that expect an answer
if you've ever mailed me or sent me pm, don't expect replies, i mean really

and when i get letters (as in snail mail) i barely ever open them
i either put them in a big pile or throw them away without opening

 

[Erik]

i'm fucking excellent at life

 

[Crimson Velvet]

*ring ring*

erik emits a womanly shriek: Uhaeeeaaae!!! *runs and hides*

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Imagine how paranoid you'd become if you actually started doing drugs like you planned...

 

[Erik]

i've never planned shit

and this is not paranoia at all, it's just a want to be LEFT THE FUCK ALONE

 

[Erik]

*ring ring*

erik emits a womanly shriek: Uhaeeeaaae!!! *runs and hides*

it's actually a manly RAAAAAAAH! and i don't hide myself, i hide the telephone under a pile of clothes or something so i can't hear it ring

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I'm only teasing you, erik..

I'm depressed and I'm taking it out on you..

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

np dude

it's actually the same with email and everything else

i never check my email box because there might be mails that expect an answer
if you've ever mailed me or sent me pm, don't expect replies, i mean really

and when i get letters (as in snail mail) i barely ever open them
i either put them in a big pile or throw them away without opening

dude, you need to get a grip

 

[Erik]

dude, you need to get a grip

no shit it's kinda funny though

 

[Erik]

I'm only teasing you, erik..

I'm depressed and I'm taking it out on you..

WHAT'S WRONG

(i mean since this is already turning into a bit of an emo thread huh)