dorian's '90s NON METAL videos thread

[NAD]

My last semester of high school I only had 4 periods. I remember that being very cool.

Of course, I didn't have a car, so I'd usually just smoke cigarettes and jerk off before my parents got home. Woo.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'm going to download one pornographic image from this local BBS.

See you guys tomorrow morning.

I remember downloading 10 second clips, which equated to some bint bouncing on a cock a few times, and it literally took FOREVER. Finally, you'd be able to put that shit on loop and yank the bologna.

 

[dorian gray]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Porn was so much more appreciable back then. Give me bush or give me death.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Toadies - Possum Kingdom


VAST - Pretty When You Cry


Spacehog - Mungo City


Girls vs Boys - Super-fire

 

[NAD]

I remember downloading 10 second clips, which equated to some bint bouncing on a cock a few times, and it literally took FOREVER. Finally, you'd be able to put that shit on loop and yank the bologna.

Dude. GL files. Remember those? For those that don't, they were basically shitty animated GIFs but in a Powerpoint like presentation.

SHE LIKES THE COCK...

*10 seconds of 4-frame blowjob*

NOW SHE BOUNCES!

*14 seconds of 4-frame boobage*

etc.

1991 was an adventurous year to be a 12-year-old spanker. Pornographic technology was THAT CLOSE to being awesome.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Do you fuckers realize we're about to reach the 10 year anniversary of Royal Cunt?

I mean Royal Hunt

I mean Royal Carnage

How's our stock doing these days?



....

 

[Krilons Resa]

It hasn't been longer than 10 years yet? Seems like a fucking eternity.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Dorian's wife is yelling at him right now

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol...he's on the cpu constantly peeking over his shoulder.

 

[NAD]

Once I passed the 10 year mark being on UM time has been but a blur...

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I still hate Celtic Frost

 

[NAD]

Yeah, that makes you an A- type of dude in my mind really.

Did you ever listen to Triptykon?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Nigga please

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Another silly Spacehog video...man I was obsessed with The Chinese Album when it came out. I remember buying the cassette from Sam Goody when I was in junior high. I'm still quite fond of it, and Royston Langdon.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Not a video, but hey this song ruled.

"Park Avenue"

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

IMO there were better songs off Horror Wrestling to make vidyas for, oh well.

 

[dorian gray]

Dorian's wife is yelling at him right now

This.

 

[NAD]

Nigga please

You make me sad.

Re: Spacehog, I never really liked the band, BUT that dude had some of the most BADASS basslines ever. I think I have their first album on CD, and I always loved that In The Meantime song, but... apparently they were not for me.

Toadies. YES. So good. I saw them on a reunion tour a few years ago because a friend of mine still loved them and I was all "yeah okay I'll go I GUESS even though I'm far too COOL for this kind of thing anymore" and had my mind fucking blown. What a great band. Of course I only listened to their new album once, but Possum Kingdom is still a great tune.

Hell Below, Stars Above was a very cool album. I still listen to that one every so often. I also have an unopened Burden Brothers album that I'll blather about someday...

 

[Dick Sirloin]