dorian gray
Returning videotapes
- Apr 8, 2004
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This kinda fits in this thread:
1) went to dinner last night, waited 15-20 minutes just for the stoned waiter to show up to the table. Eventually, he made a comeback and brought us some free shit and an apology. His tip went from 0% to around 18.5% ($10). I paid the bill with my ATM card and checked my statment against my receipt today. Fucker changed the amount. Called the place today: refund of the entire meal, dude fired. Isn't something like that a federal crime? Or does it depend on the amount?
2) I was watering the plants on my back porch this afternoon and saw the Mexicans on the construction project behind my place start packing up for the day. At one point, I watched them unplug all their equipment from some outlets that are part of our communal electric source (powers our HOA's lights and irrigation and shit like that). I was like WHAT THE FUCK? and called their foreman and sent an email to the owners of the project. I'm pretty much just going to send them our entire electric bill since there's no way to determine how much juice they used. Hahaha oh yeah, I've also caught them using my faucet and hose. HERE! LET *ME* PAY FOR THAT!!
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT GOES THROUGH PEOPLE'S HEADS
1) went to dinner last night, waited 15-20 minutes just for the stoned waiter to show up to the table. Eventually, he made a comeback and brought us some free shit and an apology. His tip went from 0% to around 18.5% ($10). I paid the bill with my ATM card and checked my statment against my receipt today. Fucker changed the amount. Called the place today: refund of the entire meal, dude fired. Isn't something like that a federal crime? Or does it depend on the amount?
2) I was watering the plants on my back porch this afternoon and saw the Mexicans on the construction project behind my place start packing up for the day. At one point, I watched them unplug all their equipment from some outlets that are part of our communal electric source (powers our HOA's lights and irrigation and shit like that). I was like WHAT THE FUCK? and called their foreman and sent an email to the owners of the project. I'm pretty much just going to send them our entire electric bill since there's no way to determine how much juice they used. Hahaha oh yeah, I've also caught them using my faucet and hose. HERE! LET *ME* PAY FOR THAT!!
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT GOES THROUGH PEOPLE'S HEADS