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i got a job?
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lizard
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cthulufhtagn
Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
working = gay
gay = necessity
= i don't want to be gay
ah fuckit my job could be like a million times worse. it's just time consuming, who cares.
my friends don't work! how do they live? i don't know!
edit: congrats.
gay = necessity
= i don't want to be gay
ah fuckit my job could be like a million times worse. it's just time consuming, who cares.
my friends don't work! how do they live? i don't know!
edit: congrats.
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lizard said:huzzah! you'll be too tired when you get home to resist Derek's lecherous advances.
i wish!
no but i'll be too tired to make MY usual lecherous advances
lizard
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I would like to be able to write shitty songs and live on the beach like Jimmy Buffet. or Buffett. or wahtever teh fuck his name is.
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
lizard said:
Pretty sure its Buffett.
I was at a country diner buffet style restaurant once, and in the parking lot was a car with the license plate:
BUFFETFAN
and I thought... "oh cool, Jimmy Buffet fans? .. oh.. OH buffetT.. that means... *looks over at all the fatties walking into the all you can eat giblets buffet* oh grossssss" and I no longer wanted to see what kind of people drove that car.
lizard
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Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
lizard
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my neighbor doesn't work but that's because he's on workers comp. I wouldn't mind being on disability but I'm too much of a puss to hurl myself out a window 
MFJ
Active Member
lizard said:
Know that song Volcano? I WENT TO THAT ISLAND BEFORE THE ISLAND REALLY DID FUCKING EXPLODE AND FUCK UP EVERYONE'S LIVES.
.... and I'm not kidding, it is called Montserrat, I went there with my family when I was six years old.
lizard
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I don't really have anything against Buffett, its just that his fans call themselves Parrotheads and they're all middle class middleaged people who think going to a Buffett show makes them wild and crazy.
as a guy who drove 900 miles to see the Dead for three straight nights and the third night drank too much and then did a hit of blotter, and circled around the Philly spectrum about ten times trying to find my car, and my fucking "friends" just sat there and watched me walk by them each time, "oh...there goes Rick again" and then we stopped at Church's chicken and I ate a whole box of twenty spicy hot chicken nuggets and the next day, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and my feet hurt and my sphincter was a burning ring of fire ~~~~ fuck I sound like Profanity
plus I used to have some stamps from Montserrat in my collection.
as a guy who drove 900 miles to see the Dead for three straight nights and the third night drank too much and then did a hit of blotter, and circled around the Philly spectrum about ten times trying to find my car, and my fucking "friends" just sat there and watched me walk by them each time, "oh...there goes Rick again" and then we stopped at Church's chicken and I ate a whole box of twenty spicy hot chicken nuggets and the next day, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and my feet hurt and my sphincter was a burning ring of fire ~~~~ fuck I sound like Profanity
plus I used to have some stamps from Montserrat in my collection.
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
dudes, seriously. let me paint you a profile of my circle of idiots.
male, 25, unemployed
recently left his wife and kid, he now lives with this ex-convict pothead and pulls weed for weed. got fired about 3 months ago, i don't think he's looked for another job.
male, 26, unemployed
broke up with his chick, quit his job, and moved into his parent's house in february. went to new zealand for a month, spent 6 months doing little to nothing and worked for 4 days at a new job before quitting.
male, 26, unemployed
lives with his parents and always has, walked out on his job about 4 months ago and has said he was going back, but is now looking for another job.
male, 33, unemployed
lives with his parents and always has, his last job was a temp position for the census bureau (that would be in year 2000 for those that don't know how them shitz work). hates the concept of work, doesn't do it.
male, 26, unemployed
hasn't worked in probably 5 years, but at least collects disability now and then. although since he spends 14 hours a day on the computer nothing is stopping him from getting a desk job. well, except for will i guess.
male, 26, employed (!!!)
can barely afford his astronomical car payment as it is, and his pregnant girlfriend just moved in with him... to his parent's house where he's lived for all but a failed 3 months at college about 8 years ago.
i love these fags, but god damn do i not envy any of them as far as life situation goes.
male, 25, unemployed
recently left his wife and kid, he now lives with this ex-convict pothead and pulls weed for weed. got fired about 3 months ago, i don't think he's looked for another job.
male, 26, unemployed
broke up with his chick, quit his job, and moved into his parent's house in february. went to new zealand for a month, spent 6 months doing little to nothing and worked for 4 days at a new job before quitting.
male, 26, unemployed
lives with his parents and always has, walked out on his job about 4 months ago and has said he was going back, but is now looking for another job.
male, 33, unemployed
lives with his parents and always has, his last job was a temp position for the census bureau (that would be in year 2000 for those that don't know how them shitz work). hates the concept of work, doesn't do it.
male, 26, unemployed
hasn't worked in probably 5 years, but at least collects disability now and then. although since he spends 14 hours a day on the computer nothing is stopping him from getting a desk job. well, except for will i guess.
male, 26, employed (!!!)
can barely afford his astronomical car payment as it is, and his pregnant girlfriend just moved in with him... to his parent's house where he's lived for all but a failed 3 months at college about 8 years ago.
i love these fags, but god damn do i not envy any of them as far as life situation goes.
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my brother just turned 30. still lives at home, no job. mommy buys all his toys still. the last and only time he worked was one christmas at sam goody when he was 17. my 27 year old brother is the same. only meaner, and has never worked at all.
AsModEe
also known as ass-mode
wow, I've had absolutely no vacations since I was 15 cause I was working my ass off every summer to get $$$$. It's not like I needed that money, but my parents put some good values in my head and work was part of those 
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
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Omae wa mo shindeiru
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GET A JOB! Get a job Express Personnel! GET A JOB! Get a job Express personnel! GET A JOB! Get a job Express Personnel! GET A JOB! Get a job Express personnel! GET A JOB! Get a job Express Personnel! GET A JOB! Get a job Express personnel! Get a... oh god, go to hell Cara... because of you I won't sleep tonight.
*Edit* I suck at spelling.
*Edit* I suck at spelling.
Night Mare
Camberwell Carrot
damn NAD, where did you find these brilliant guys?
the saying ... "you cannot soar like and eagle, if you're flying with turkeys" certainly is a mantra I live by ... literally ditched all my loser friends at about 25 years old ... people like that just hold you back.
been working since fucking 15 years old ... wish I did not have to, but I always had to fend for myself ... my parents helped me out (with food basically) but as far as buying crap or paying for college ... had to do it all myself.
now that I have been working for myself for the last 3 years ... its even weirder, as I don't have "one" boss ... but rather "many" of them ... the only luxury I have is I can tell anyone that pisses me off to go fuck themselves.
BTW ... congrats on the new job Cara !!!
the saying ... "you cannot soar like and eagle, if you're flying with turkeys" certainly is a mantra I live by ... literally ditched all my loser friends at about 25 years old ... people like that just hold you back.
been working since fucking 15 years old ... wish I did not have to, but I always had to fend for myself ... my parents helped me out (with food basically) but as far as buying crap or paying for college ... had to do it all myself.
now that I have been working for myself for the last 3 years ... its even weirder, as I don't have "one" boss ... but rather "many" of them ... the only luxury I have is I can tell anyone that pisses me off to go fuck themselves.
BTW ... congrats on the new job Cara !!!
