i hate myslef and i want to die

Inspired by Lizard's comic, a selection from my quotebook:

David: "You know how you'll be walking with your friends, and then accidentally your hand will brush against another dude's ass? Whenever that happened, my friends and I would yell 'FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL!'"
Adam P: "We're not gay! STRIP CLUBS!"
Reuben: "FOOTBALL! MONSTER TRUCKS! BLOWJOBS!" *pause* "FROM WOMEN!"