I have AIDS

[dreaming neon darkspot]

But it tasted sooo gooood.

 

[Dead Children Speak No Lies]

But it tasted sooo gooood.

Can't beat THAT taste (Fuck you colonel)

 

[El Stormo]

Have you been at the Magic Johnson again?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Me too! Either that or SARS. The results weren't conclusive.

 

[lad]

A group of friends went to see Team America and were all pretty shteaming, thus turning it into a sing-along hoot in a relatively empty cinema. By the time the credits were rolling they were still singing along while staggering out - 'AIDS song', or whatever it is, was playing - and they notice this chap at the front row crying and being consoled by his friends. Apparently he was HIV-positive...

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

A group of friends went to see Team America and were all pretty shteaming, thus turning it into a sing-along hoot in a relatively empty cinema. By the time the credits were rolling they were still singing along while staggering out - 'AIDS song', or whatever it is, was playing - and they notice this chap at the front row crying and being consoled by his friends. Apparently he was HIV-positive...

Nothin' funnier than someone with AIDS.

 

[perniciosa]

aids is cool! it gives us reason to throw condom parties!

 

[MajestikMoose]

I remember the other day in Hebrew class the prof was compared 'to see the face of God is worse than getting AIDS'


I couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes straight.

 

[Captain Beard]

Magic Johnson disagrees.

 

[Altitudes]

I remember the other day in Hebrew class the prof was compared 'to see the face of God is worse than getting AIDS'

This statement is equivalent to "To see the face of God is worse than being Jewish", because we all know Jews have and created aids. This is probably their greatest achievement

 

[Captain Beard]

Greater than killing off that gnat the whore Mary had with some traveling bum, claiming he was a god?

 

[Altitudes]

Correct sir!

 

[Lunar Still]

I'm drunk. That is my contribution to this thread. Bitches.