Let's talk about FRY SAUCE

[Chromatose]

OKAY MAYBE I WILL HOW ABOUT THAT

 

[Dead_Lioness]

YOU KNOW WHAT????




you should. and this time.... USE LESS BUTTER!!! HOW ABOUT THAT

 

[Chromatose]

SOLD

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hey, make me a pizza

 

[Chromatose]

pizza party!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

PIZZA CAMP!

 

[Captain Beard]

We camp in giant tents, made of pizza? I'm all for that.

 

[Chromatose]

and learn all about the innerworkings of pizzaness

 

[Captain Beard]

Will we dance and wrap dough around the Maypole?!

 

[Chromatose]

and toss doughballs over a bonfire

 

[Chromatose]

TO APPEASE OUR PAGAN PIZZA GODS

 

[Captain Beard]

HAIL GORGONZOLIS! HAIL DOUGHIGAN! MAY OUR SACRIFICE ENSURE YOUR DARK DESIRES KEEP US FED WTH THE DELICIOUSNESS OF THE PIZZA!

 

[Anvil]

"Pizza the hut ate himself to death today after becoming trapped in his limousine."

 

[Chromatose]

I made a sliced turkey sammich and put ranch on it this time instead of mayo, and WHOA DELICIOUS. <3 ranch.

Then I noticed on the ranch bottle it suggested a recipe for making tuna salad with ranch instead of mayo and it's so crazy it might just work! I shall try it next time I eat some tooterfish.

 

[Morganna]

Ranch is the best god damn dressing there is! Oh, especially the buttermilk ranch!

 

[Chromatose]

I bet sweet potato fries are good with fry sauce.

 

[Sentient 6]

Where's the spice? No Chipotle? No cajun seasoning?

yes! smoky chipotle mayo with a hint of ketchup RULES for fry dipping