i have no chance do i?

[Baliset]

Dunst Dumps Gyllenhaal

Hollywood beauty Kirsten Dunst has dumped her movie hunk boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal, blaming "filming commitments". Spider-Man 2 actress Dunst and The Day After Tomorrow actor Gyllenhaal had been an item for two years before the surprise split two weeks ago. Since they began dating both Dunst and Gyllenhaal have become internationally famous, and Dunst's role in the Spider-Man movies has made her one of the most recognizable actresses in the world. An insider says, "Kirsten and Jake had been spending a lot of time apart because they both had filming commitments. But Jake was totally besotted with her and is devastated that she has broken up with him. Kirsten's career has sky rocketed. She's one of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood right now. She felt her relationship with Jake was emotionally draining and she couldn't cope with it on top of her work. It's very sad for Jake. He is really heartbroken."

 

[Nut Butter]

Nope, I already snatched'er up. Sorry.

 

[goatschool]

greg, yes, you do.

 

[mousewings]

You may. but it's Hollywood so expect constant breakups.

 

[Kitty Star]

You might, sure. But not if I get to her first!!! The race is on good sir, the race is on.

 

[Baliset]

i am glad nick always offers me support in my ventures.

 

[Baliset]

you'd probably win out no doubt but there is always that slight chance kirstin will fall for my wit and charm.

 

[azal]

or that tree trunk in your pants you call a penis. *wink*

 

[Kitty Star]

Oh good lord that was a great visual. Literally a tree just hanging out of his zipper... amazing

 

[mindspell]

Speaking of tree trunks. I have a friend that has this pick up line that actually works most of the time, you might want to try it:

"Hi! I got a really, really, really big dick. Wanna see it?"

 

[Baliset]

the only thing about using a pick-up line like that mindspell is actually being able to deliver the goods so therefore i can't really go around using that one.

 

[mindspell]

I think it is used a lot more for its comedic value than its truth, therefore usable by anybody....

 

[azal]

This keyboardist I used to play with, once he was talking to this girl after a show at the bar...and everything was going great until one moment when they ran out of conversation. Instead of letting the awkward silence run its course, he said, "So, my dick's pretty hard."

And the girl left.

 

[lizard]

go figure!

 

[Baliset]

good point. the comedic value would be endearing i suppose.

 

[Kitty Star]

I think it is hilarious when guys, really dumb guys mind you, use pick up lines seriously. The worst ones I have ever gotten were "Did you hurt yourself when you fell out of heaven?", "Dreams really do come true..."(i got that one at a goth club from a shirtless guy, it was distrubing), and as a man reached for the tag on my shirt he said "I just wanted to see if you were 100% angel".

Moral to this story, Kitty is hungover therefore long winded and slow typing, and pick up lines are not good.

 

[Baliset]

i would feel dumb even attempting to use one considering that it is public knowledge that they are silly.

 

[Nut Butter]

"I just wanted to see if you were 100% angel".

OMFERGEORGFFAGA!!

 

[lizard]

I don't think I've ever used a pickup line!

 

[Kitty Star]

Keep it that way.