i just called freddy's vet.

[minxnim]

and i thought the receptionist was scolding me because i asked for an appointment this saturday and she asked me to call earlier for a weekend appointment from now on. then she told me it was because the off-duty vet's assistants want to come in when fred's here because they love him. how cute is that?

 

[xfer]

"the assistants' lament"

i think that i shall never see
a bun as lovely as freddy
and yet, unless the preppy calls
we'll never see freddy at all

 

[minxnim]

like, they WANT to come in on a day off for an hour to see freddy get his nails clipped and his ultrasound taken. HOW CUTE IS THAT?

(adorable poem also)

 

[xfer]

why do bunnies get ultrasounds?

 

[minxnim]

fred has a chronic liver condition so he has to get ultrasounds to make sure he's not getting stones in his bladder/kidneys. most bunnies don't need them.

 

[minxnim]

i had to tell freddy last night that we're going to the vet on saturday and he's been under the bed all morning not very happy about it.

 

[xfer]

man, if i were going to be strapped to a table while hot nurses cavorted round me and cooed over me, i wouldn't be hiding under a bed and sulking.

 

[Josh Seipp]

whoah that's awesome, best vet's office ever!!

 

[minxnim]

freddy is fixed tho alex. i think he doesn't care about chicks anymore!

 

[avi]

that's pretty awesome

I guess my vets coo over our border collie, especially since he does stuff like jump all the way up on the examining table by himself when asked.

 

[lizard]

alex was just engaging in a bit of fantasy transference...he wants to be strapped to a cold steel table while nurses straight out of Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS slather his body with KY jelly.

 

[xfer]

i can't wait to see Ilsa's "sad peeing face".

 

[Static]

fred has a chronic liver condition so he has to get ultrasounds to make sure he's not getting stones in his bladder/kidneys. most bunnies don't need them.

WHAT THE FUCK!

My old cat's name = Freddy.
The cause of my old cat' s death = a chronic liver condition.

If your cat is grey I'm going to eat my own foot! Is he?

 

[minxnim]

freddy is a rabbit!

 

[xfer]

holy shit you know a guy named Joe with brown hair? SO DO I!

 

[minxnim]

alex that was mean.

 

[xfer]

i'm in an average kind of mood.

 

[The Dope]

holy shit you know a guy named Joe with brown hair? SO DO I!

OMG me too!

 

[TheNewChupe]

What's a Joe?

 

[Static]

Holy shit!

If he was a cat we'd have something to hook up about.

There goes my chance at a lifelong companion.

I feel sad.