I just found out that Mr. Grouchy McGrouchpants wants ABSOLUTELY NO VISITORS.

[xfer]

I heard something about him not chewing his food properly, so they're fitting him with an entire bionic jaw hookup, complete with Trapjaw-like serrated steel teeth.

(by the way, motW just became the coolest metal band EVER)

 

[FalseTodd]

I'd better let him fill in the details as I will more than likely bungle something. Suffice it to say that his that he still has all his parts inside of him, and will remain that way for the forseeable future.