I just got this in email.

[lizard]

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[minxnim]

when you take it, you suddenly can put girls in headlocks, hot girls at that, and strangle them too. !

 

[xfer]

sooo orexis is the new roofie?

 

[minxnim]

is that claire danes?

 

[lizard]

ha yes each month's supply comes with diagrams of popular choke holds.

 

[FalseTodd]

"long term results" have been kind of a recurring problem for these types of meds, no?

Priapocor(TM): It'll never ever go away

 

[TheNewChupe]

she looks like the girl from Adventures in Babysitting.

 

[lizard]

I love these commercials because the marketers always show the happy customers basking in either a "happily contented because our sex is so great" contentment or a warm, post-coital glow. thank you, pervalidus obduro!!!!

 

[lizard]

 

[TheNewChupe]

yeah, it never mentions the other 23 women he went out and scored with due to the "long-term results"

 

[FalseTodd]

More like it doesn't mention the impending pain, embarassment, and panic due to his never ending erection.

 

[TheNewChupe]

a friend of mine once tried it at age 23. he said it was rather annoying & painful.

 

[minxnim]

i knew this guy pepe that i was skateboarding with at umass and he fell on a railing (crotch on the railing ... sucks...) and he ruptured some penile artery and had a hard on for days and days and days and it was excrutiating. poor guy.

 

[Baliset]

its embarassing enough getting a hard on right before you say exit the train going to work. if i was your skateboarding friend i might never leave the house.

 

[TheNewChupe]

if i were single, that whole story'd totally be my pickup line.

 

[lizard]

yeah, it never mentions the other 23 women he went out and scored with due to the "long-term results"

or the fact that during his bouts with impotence, she kept her spirits (and other things) up by boffing the mailman, and the meter reader.

prep, that reminds me of a supply sergeant I worked with in illinois:
he's been absent for a few days from work, and on the day he returns he's in sweats rather than his uniform:

me: hey dude...where you been?
Sgt: oh man, I've been at the hospital.
me: wtf, what happened?
Sgt: well, you've met my wife, you know she's rather large...
me: yeah...so?
Sgt: well, we were at home, and started having sex...and...well...she decided to get on top...
me: okay...
Sgt: well, she was bouncing away, and she moved one way just as I moved another...
me: WHAT??
Sgt: she ruptured my penis! the doctors say its a good thing I'm young, and should be able to recover 100 percent...for a few weeks, I'm supposed to wear non-constrictive clothing...

 

[minxnim]

dude honestly other than looking exhausted from the pain he was flashing that hard on all over campus.

 

[TheNewChupe]

define "flashing" -- like, willingly showing everyone as in "Hey! Look at me!" or just accidentally sporting growth and trying to hide it in vain?

 

[FuSoYa]

The railing he fell on transferred its chi, that's all.

 

[minxnim]

he has the essence of umass library stairs bar in his peen! holy cow.
chupe: he would say (in response to, 'how's it going' or whatever) well.... i have had this hard on from an accident for days now... and show it to them.

he ended up getting in a medical journal. sayin.