Just got this email from Billy Milano

[lizard]

turning this thread into a big stinky (but tasty) block of hot sexual tension that i could cut with a knife.

like a nice big aromatic block of munster, oh yeah baby.

 

[NAD]

no, my little sexpot, im in socal...
i am scottish, thats whats with the plaid and tartan army things...

You know the best part about flirting online? You can't smell my rank onion breath this here tater salad is giving me right now.

One Inch Man = Adrian, I've forgotten what acct he's using

Hey now, my fake accounts haven't seen much light in the past 6 months, thankyouverymuch. Except Albert Fish, I think I started a thread with him a few weeks ago. WHOOPS I LET MY SECRET GO!

 

[NAD]

 

[NAD]

Hmm. How about a joke? There once was a man named Enis...

Meh, you've probably heard that one.

 

[lizard]

 

[NAD]

I'm standing on my head and juggling three chainsaws, while reciting the Declaration of Independence. Backwards.

I have no camera, you're just going to have to trust me.

 

[NAD]

are you naked?

My boss actually draws the line there. He just walked in and looked at me while I was standing on my head and juggling three chainsaws while reciting the Declaration of Independence backwards, and said "you know if you were naked I'd have to fire you. As it stands, carry on."

 

[NAD]

I can get drunk and stay out aaaaaaaaaall night, yelling at stars and such (I'm really good at it too, at least that's what I've been told).

 

[Dev]

I'm far less hard to please than Emily *4fa7d5s7

 

[NAD]

can you do that naked?

You're too keen on seeing me naked, that's how I spend about 10 hours of my day and trust me, it ain't something to write home about. Unless you're into beerguts and hairy asses, in which case maybe it is.

FUCKING. WIN.

 

[lurch70]

hahaha ... NAD scores another internet date. you ARE good at this

this must be a record by the way ... 7 pages in and we are still on topic (well, somewhat)

 

[Mormagil]

Celtic Frost thanked Billy on the insert for Into the Pandemonium.

 

[Ayeka]

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