check out this email i just got from my vocalist.

[NAD]

this is why even though i bitch about my band sometimes, i'm very proud to be a part of three sheets. this was in response to an email i sent earlier today saying "hey i'm burning you dudes some empyrium to check out"

Who the fuck is empyrium? Name wise it's in about the same "neck of the woods" as "Hate Forest". Hmm, that would've been a better name for the Village. Man, I still don't see how anyone could've dug that movie though, unless they thought the blind chick was hot. I did, but that were'nt nearly enough. For the only 3 sheet video, we should create a society in the res called the Illage, where we live on a boat, and the thing that we don't speak of is work. And when chick's refuse skull, we cast ye overboard.

maybe i'm just drunk, but this shit is funny. oh yeah "the res" is a water reservior up in the hills we drive up to sometimes, get drunk, and throw beer bottles at each other. i scored up there a few times SCOOCOREORORE.

 

[E-bortion]

MMMMMYYYYYY NAME IS WILLIAM WAYNE

 

[Krilons Resa]

LOL. He's got the idea.

 

[NAD]

still though, i really liked the village. it's actually my favorite m. night shhememelyalyan movie. I ADMIT IT!!!

 

[Krilons Resa]

do you admit the total ambracement of the cock?

 

[NAD]

i guess i have to. JOEOEXISIN PHONEIX COCK.

 

[Krilons Resa]

DRINK AND DRIVE....DRINK AND DRIVE.....GOT MOTHERS AGAINST ME....I'M STILL ALIIIVEEE!!!!!!!

 

[NAD]

hahahahah

I XCAN'T DRIVE......... THRU 55 NUNS!!!!!111

whoa, that's only funny when i'm drunk i just know it.

 

[NAD]

oh shit no, killing nuns is ALWAYS funny.

 

[Krilons Resa]

oh shit no, killing nuns is ALWAYS funny.

Im glad it took you approx 30 seconds to realize that,.

 

[Krilons Resa]

oh shit no, killing nuns is ALWAYS funny.

Im glad it took you approx 30 seconds to realize that,.

 

[Krilons Resa]

oh shit no, killing nuns is ALWAYS funny.

Im glad it took you approx 30 seconds to realize that,.

 

[Krilons Resa]

that pisses me of.

 

[NAD]

okay, do you dudes have monster magnet - power trip?

becqause it doesn't matter if you even like the music, one of the band photos is one of the dudes DRIVING OVER THE POPE WITH A CAR FULL OF NAKED NUNS and ti rules.

 

[NAD]

okay scratch taht, they are just half naked watirteress chicks but the running over of the pope (and a cardinal and some nun) still aplyiiesl

 

[MajestikMøøse]

it would have been better if they were nuns

 

[NAD]

seriously. the album is still good though! dave wyndorf is cool because he hates like, christians and stuff. oh and he does a lot of drugs. that puts a man pretty high in my book honestly, which is why i e-rape e-bortion on an e-regular e-basis.