I just got this in email.

[FalseTodd]

Science Issue 37, Volume 4, Page 8:

Skateboarding accidents and priapism; a case study

Dude this shit was hilarious. This one dude I just met totally bailed onto a railing crotch first. He's had a boner for like a week! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

-Elliot Shorfman, PhD

 

[minxnim]

omg that was really mean! i'm serious. he ruptured some artery they had only seen surgery done on once or twice. so when they did it again it got a write up. jeez for get it!

 

[FuSoYa]

This boner thread has farmed some really good Falsetodd posts.

 

[FalseTodd]

It's an instant comedy goldmine.

 

[lizard]

preppy, its probably like proctologists...they spend all day running tubes up peoples' behinds, looking concerned and professional, but when they're alone, say at a proctologist party, they really let their hair down and whoop it up with anus jokes and such.

 

[FalseTodd]

Same in publishing. We're serious about it when we're on the job, but after hours those saucy font jokes are flyin'.

 

[FuSoYa]

If only you were kidding. I think I have heard you quip about Comic Sans 243729 times.

 

[Baliset]

and then i just sigh.

 

[minxnim]

i actually don't make people dying of AIDS jokes all night after work but maybe that's the nature of my existence

 

[xfer]

 

[lizard]

if I held the rectal health of my patients in my hands, day after week after year, you can damn bet I'd be sharing 'roid humor with my cohorts at every opportunity!

 

[steak-knife]

one of me mates held dave lombardo in a headlock once.

 

[FalseTodd]

he has the essence of umass library stairs bar in his peen!

Apparently I missed the transition of this incident from hilarious to deadly serious.

 

[minxnim]

i dont think i meant to be serious

 

[FalseTodd]

omg that was really mean! i'm serious.

 

[minxnim]

i'm not even going to bother trying to explain in length the fact that an OMG and a ! at the end sort of says i'm being facetious nevermind playing on the 'falsetodd' is mean thing i pulled which caused your avatar.

christ.

 

[FalseTodd]

who said I was being serious during all this?

 

[minxnim]

OMMMMMG ok my head just imploded now you must die

 

[FalseTodd]

Bring it.

 

[xfer]

bearded preppy and sam just kissed!!!!