I just thought of a great Death Metal band name

The Eternal Searing Murder Of Satan's Black Goats Of Darkness As Hell's Grim Tyrant Reigns Destroying And Burning For His Own Amusement He's Like That You See (With Extra Mirrors Of Tears)
 
The Untimely Demise of Mr. Winky

Came up with that one whe I dropped the razor in the shower, narrowly avoiding that circumstance. (I was shaving my face)