I like the fact that CT's blondness indicates aryan purity

no. some time has gone by and I think all that negative pub has died down...I'm ready for a political comeback, and I need a first lady.
 
verdammt, all the good frauleins are taken, or subaru-driving lesbians!

does anyone know a good place to rent dive bombers by the hour? Once I start capturing a few nations, then the money will begin to flow but right now I'm a little strapped for cash.

also if anyone has a copy of that classic film, "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS," could you dupe me a copy? That one really gets me going, nudge nudge.
 
I saw a documentary about HITLER DIDNT DIE OMFG LOOK HEAR WE SHO U on the Discovery channel just the other day... Thing is, I'VE KNOWN IT FOR YEARS!
Look at it this way: Hitler tried to take over Germany by force... Result: Five-year prison sentence, he got out after nine months during which time he started writing Mein Kampf.
He later took Germany using politics, that worked very well indeed. Then he went for Europe by force, didn't go too well... BUT!!!!1 (exciting, huh) There's been NO evidence of his death save a russian soldier who said he burned Adolf and Eva Hitler's (They married, you know) bodies and that nothing remained... Strange, I'd think at least bones and teeth (which could reveal his identity later) would remain after a regular funeral pyre built on what a regular soldier could find then and there. Adolf also wrote in Mein Kampf that if he was losing the was he would pretend to die and disappear before starting all over... (This is where I start thinking by myself) And he did, living in Argentina for a short while so things could calm down and then went back to Europe, mainly Holland and Belgium to lay the first stones to an empire we today know as... (DA da daaa) THE EUROPEAN UNION!!!!11 HEIL HITLER! HEIL EU! HEIL FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!!1111111one
 
That was jsut the short version, I'd need some beer to go into all-out frenzied HITLER LIVES-mania (Though he's bound to be dead by now but he didn't die in 1945 bla bla bla).
 
I like that Simpsons where Bart dials random people and one of the is Hitler, alive and while in a limo with the license plate FÜHRER. :tickled:
 
I find your conspiracy theory fascinating fotmbm.

I shouldnt talk about Herr Fuhrer, one side of mi familia, came to the US in 1913 to escape being drafted, but left a son, and all the relatives in Germany, who became high ranking Nazis- one colonel in the luftwafte, another police chief. True story, and even weirder, is that the son my great grandfather had in America- my grandfather- fought for the US against Germany.
 
I was thawed out from being cryogenically frozen in Paraguay last week after my almost 60 jahr nap, I've been eating jaegerschnitzel und pomme fritz like crazy. also I'm horny so if any of you have some phone numbers of cute girls send them my way!

chromatose, I need good german stock to begin forming my legions. also, nolordy capone. I can't promise much at the beginning other than some fun rallies and maybe some kristallnacht sort of activity, but hey, I've been to the mountaintop once!

p.s. if anyone runs into a defrosted Joe Stalin, don't tell him you've heard from me.
 
Zing!

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What was it lizard said about this picture? "Sure he may have been a bad guy but Hitler loved a nice picnic like anyone else" or something like that. :lol:
 
I saw Schindler's List the other night on cable (television, of course was invented by Germans), I could not believe the Bolshevist propaganda produced by the Jew Spielberg. Believe me, Mr. Spielberg, "Arbeit Macht Frei" will not apply in your case!

I have been enormously heartened, tho, by the rise of NSBM.
 
speed said:
I shouldnt talk about Herr Fuhrer, one side of mi familia, came to the US in 1913 to escape being drafted, but left a son, and all the relatives in Germany, who became high ranking Nazis- one colonel in the luftwafte, another police chief.
How do you know they were Nazis?