i look like some kind of fashionista douche-bag today.

[minxnim]

because i supposedly am on the cusp of developing tonsillitis and i have to wear some kind of scarf (it's may and i refuse to wear a turtleneck sweater in spring) so i have this silk scarf tied around my neck like 5 times and tied off at the side and i feel like i'm in some episode of 'that girl' or some crap.

 

[goatschool]

heheheheheheh.

 

[minxnim]

wha?
i should add that i am wearing knee high light brown heels and jeans and a goofy sleeveless shell (bad idea in the heavy AC office... another douche bag move on my part)
AND jelly bracelets since my boss gave them to me and she's like 'we're twins!'

 

[minxnim]

um, if you're somehow insinuating that i look like that dumpy freak you're a dead goat.

also:
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=88855

 

[goatschool]

i would never insinuate this.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

dumpy freak? do you know how many scheming villans would still be on the loose ifnot for her??

 

[goatschool]

also, i LIKE that outfit!

 

[lizard]

it's kind of the catholic schoolgirl outfit without the plaid.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

seipptastic: scooby doo
seipptastic: was drawn by a dude that went to UMass amherst
goathorror: OH
seipptastic: each character represents one of the 5 colleges
goathorror: really? that is fascinating
seipptastic: fred is amherst, velma is smith, daphne is mt holyoke, scooby is umass and chaggy ishampshire
seipptastic: shaggy
goathorror: i never knew!
goathorror: chaggy is his son
seipptastic: so he really is supposed to be stoned all the time!
seipptastic: also velma is a dyke
goathorror: so is amherst supposed to be an alternative-lifestyle U?
seipptastic: no it's super prep
goathorror: ah

 

[minxnim]

SEE? she's SMITH and i went to umass amherst.


this post was like a unabomber package. it totally blew up in my face.

 

[lizard]

the teenage ninja turtles creators were from NH. that knowledge, plus cash, would get you a pitcher in downtown durham.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

lizard kill your signature please

 

[minxnim]

the last guy that fades in in that sig looks like a gothic slater from saved by the bell.

 

[xfer]

can you set just one user's signature to Ignore, or do you have to kill everyone's?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

just everyones, it seems. I actually like it better without them!

ok everyone sigs are off for me so you can use them to secretly communicate without me knowing!

 

[minxnim]

wow i just realized josh's sig is still a quote of me! neato.

 

[lizard]

I keep acting upon the assumption that every board here has the same guidelines which is dumb because I know they don't....

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

oh we don't have any guidlines, it was just making my browser really slow. s'ok, problem solved!

 

[xfer]

hahaha lizard are you TRYING to piss vangelicsurgeon off with that new signature??

 

[FrostGiant]

I'm sure he doesn't understand it anyway.