i tried to convince

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a 13 year old and a 9 year old that i saw two alien entities collecting water from a beaver pond in the woods behind a greenhouse today but neither would have it.

that made me go over the top and mention that i was actually one of them and had sawn off my antennae, to which the 9 year old informed me that there was no way because i was "way beyond alien".

all i can say to the first part is that if i was their age and someone told me that, the pants would have to be put in the washer. on the same token, they could have given two shits, that was basically a civ state-of-the-union wake-up call, proof that we are the roman empire. fuck bush.
 
my uncle tells my little cousin whenever he sees a ghost or monster to just say "JEHOVAH!" to it and he'll be safe--which is disheartening in some ways, but then i realised it presupposes the kid will see and believe in something Weird, so it's not so bad!